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  • V vinay57

    hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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    Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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      leppie
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      You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!

      ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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        Rajesh R Subramanian
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional.

        Why am I suddenly reminded of Dalek Dave? :laugh:

        "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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        • V vinay57

          hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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          Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.

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          • L leppie

            You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!

            ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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            OriginalGriff
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            No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.

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              OriginalGriff
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              Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                I paid you more than that

                Yes but your Welsh. ;P

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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  I paid you more than that

                  Yes but your Welsh. ;P

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                  No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    I don't know what kind of a person votes a 2. Giving you a 4 to compensate. :rolleyes:

                    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                    • V vinay57

                      hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                      Welcome

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                      • V vinay57

                        hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                        Umair Feroze
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                        Welcome aboard.. It seems a good and quite changed start.. usually newbies post questions first and then join lounge... Keep it up ;)

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                          How else will he get his daily 'Repost' quota then! :)

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                          • V vinay57

                            hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                            "vinay57" Member since Sunday, February 1, 2009 (1 year, 11 months) it is very difficult to say Hello. so you took 1 year. Brave Boy!!! :)

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                            • V vinay57

                              hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!

                                Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!

                                  Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  I hadn't realized I was obsolete already... :sigh:

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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