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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    OriginalGriff wrote:

    Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional.

    Why am I suddenly reminded of Dalek Dave? :laugh:

    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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    • V vinay57

      hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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      Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.

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      • L leppie

        You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!

        ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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        OriginalGriff
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        No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.

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          OriginalGriff
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          Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            I paid you more than that

            Yes but your Welsh. ;P

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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              I paid you more than that

              Yes but your Welsh. ;P

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              OriginalGriff
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              No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                Rajesh R Subramanian
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                I don't know what kind of a person votes a 2. Giving you a 4 to compensate. :rolleyes:

                "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                • V vinay57

                  hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Welcome

                  I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

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                  • V vinay57

                    hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                    Umair Feroze
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                    Welcome aboard.. It seems a good and quite changed start.. usually newbies post questions first and then join lounge... Keep it up ;)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                      How else will he get his daily 'Repost' quota then! :)

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                      • V vinay57

                        hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                        Hari Om Prakash Sharma
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                        "vinay57" Member since Sunday, February 1, 2009 (1 year, 11 months) it is very difficult to say Hello. so you took 1 year. Brave Boy!!! :)

                        First and the Foremost: FIGHT TO WIN

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                        • V vinay57

                          hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                          Welcome

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!

                            Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!

                              Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              I hadn't realized I was obsolete already... :sigh:

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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