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Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!
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Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
OriginalGriff wrote:
Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional.
Why am I suddenly reminded of Dalek Dave? :laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!
No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.
Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
I don't know what kind of a person votes a 2. Giving you a 4 to compensate. :rolleyes:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Welcome
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Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Welcome aboard.. It seems a good and quite changed start.. usually newbies post questions first and then join lounge... Keep it up ;)
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No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
How else will he get his daily 'Repost' quota then! :)
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Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
OriginalGriff wrote:
Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!
Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!
Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I hadn't realized I was obsolete already... :sigh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.