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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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    leppie
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    You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!

    ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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      Rajesh R Subramanian
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      OriginalGriff wrote:

      Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional.

      Why am I suddenly reminded of Dalek Dave? :laugh:

      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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      • V vinay57

        hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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        Lost User
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        Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.

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        • L leppie

          You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!

          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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          OriginalGriff
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          No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.

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            OriginalGriff
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            Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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              Lost User
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              I paid you more than that

              Yes but your Welsh. ;P

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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                I paid you more than that

                Yes but your Welsh. ;P

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                OriginalGriff
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                No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  I don't know what kind of a person votes a 2. Giving you a 4 to compensate. :rolleyes:

                  "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                  • V vinay57

                    hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                    Welcome

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                    • V vinay57

                      hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                      Umair Feroze
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                      Welcome aboard.. It seems a good and quite changed start.. usually newbies post questions first and then join lounge... Keep it up ;)

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                        DaveAuld
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                        How else will he get his daily 'Repost' quota then! :)

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                        • V vinay57

                          hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                          Hari Om Prakash Sharma
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                          "vinay57" Member since Sunday, February 1, 2009 (1 year, 11 months) it is very difficult to say Hello. so you took 1 year. Brave Boy!!! :)

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                          • V vinay57

                            hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                            Welcome

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!

                              Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!

                                Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                I hadn't realized I was obsolete already... :sigh:

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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