C# is for bed-wetting nancy types. C++ is the One True Language
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I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Frackin' toaster.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
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No Assembler is the real test of a true programmer. If it can't be done in assembler it don't need to be done.
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeistAgreed Coincidentally, I was writing some assembler earlier :laugh:
See if you can crack this: b749f6c269a746243debc6488046e33f
So far, no one seems to have cracked this!The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
modified on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:21 PM
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I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
So our VB (writing, not drinking ;P ) friend a couple of pages below doesn't count?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
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No Assembler is the real test of a true programmer. If it can't be done in assembler it don't need to be done.
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeistI think machine language is the next recommendation, right? Just want to make sure I don't skip over that before getting to tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
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So our VB (writing, not drinking ;P ) friend a couple of pages below doesn't count?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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No Assembler is the real test of a true programmer. If it can't be done in assembler it don't need to be done.
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeistPhfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P
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Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
Let's talk machine code and you're the man!
Ah, so I was right. :)
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
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I think machine language is the next recommendation, right? Just want to make sure I don't skip over that before getting to tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
Another mind reader on CP! :-D 5+ See my retort just below yours ;)
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I think machine language is the next recommendation, right? Just want to make sure I don't skip over that before getting to tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.
Can't do that the EE's are real sensitive about such things.
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist -
OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
OK, then it's been hours.
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.
Can't do that the EE's are real sensitive about such things.
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeistAh, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
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Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P
A hex dump is a thing of beauty.
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
Let's talk machine code and you're the man!
Don't even need an editor shove it right into the instruction cache. :)
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist -
Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.
:laugh: :laugh: Attached directly to the nads. :)
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist -
OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
Language of Princes
FTFY ;P
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
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I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
C++??? B U L L C O O K I E S!! REAL programmers throw a bucket of 1's and 0' at the screen! Every bit that doesn't belong in the correct spot just falls harmlessly to the desk at the programmer's whim. What remains is pure elegance just waiting for the deity that created it to unleash its awsome power upon the world.
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Dave Kreskowiak -
So our VB (writing, not drinking ;P ) friend a couple of pages below doesn't count?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
Re-read his post:
Chris Maunder wrote:
I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages
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OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
Prince of Darkness? ;P
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I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
you should change the code to allow me to give you 1000 +5s for this.
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C++??? B U L L C O O K I E S!! REAL programmers throw a bucket of 1's and 0' at the screen! Every bit that doesn't belong in the correct spot just falls harmlessly to the desk at the programmer's whim. What remains is pure elegance just waiting for the deity that created it to unleash its awsome power upon the world.
A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
Dave Kreskowiak -
I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
