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  • M Mike Hankey

    No Assembler is the real test of a true programmer. If it can't be done in assembler it don't need to be done.

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    AspDotNetDev
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    I think machine language is the next recommendation, right? Just want to make sure I don't skip over that before getting to tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.

    Flummery:

    This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.

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      So our VB (writing, not drinking ;P ) friend a couple of pages below doesn't count?

      Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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      Chris Maunder
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      OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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      • M Mike Hankey

        No Assembler is the real test of a true programmer. If it can't be done in assembler it don't need to be done.

        Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
        www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist

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        Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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        Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P

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        • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

          Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P

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          AspDotNetDev
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          Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

          Let's talk machine code and you're the man!

          Ah, so I was right. :)

          Flummery:

          This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.

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          • A AspDotNetDev

            I think machine language is the next recommendation, right? Just want to make sure I don't skip over that before getting to tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.

            Flummery:

            This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.

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            Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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            Another mind reader on CP! :-D 5+ See my retort just below yours ;)

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            • A AspDotNetDev

              I think machine language is the next recommendation, right? Just want to make sure I don't skip over that before getting to tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.

              Flummery:

              This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.

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              Mike Hankey
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              AspDotNetDev wrote:

              tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.

              Can't do that the EE's are real sensitive about such things.

              Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
              www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist

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              • C Chris Maunder

                OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                AspDotNetDev
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                Chris Maunder wrote:

                OK, then it's been hours.

                All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.

                Flummery:

                This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.

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                • M Mike Hankey

                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                  tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.

                  Can't do that the EE's are real sensitive about such things.

                  Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
                  www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.

                  Flummery:

                  This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.

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                  • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                    Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    A hex dump is a thing of beauty.

                    Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                    Let's talk machine code and you're the man!

                    Don't even need an editor shove it right into the instruction cache. :)

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.

                      Flummery:

                      This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                      Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.

                      :laugh: :laugh: Attached directly to the nads. :)

                      Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                        Peter_in_2780
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                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                        Language of Princes

                        FTFY ;P

                        Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...

                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                          Dave Kreskowiak
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                          C++??? B U L L C O O K I E S!! REAL programmers throw a bucket of 1's and 0' at the screen! Every bit that doesn't belong in the correct spot just falls harmlessly to the desk at the programmer's whim. What remains is pure elegance just waiting for the deity that created it to unleash its awsome power upon the world.

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                          • P Peter_in_2780

                            So our VB (writing, not drinking ;P ) friend a couple of pages below doesn't count?

                            Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                            Mladen Jankovic
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                            Re-read his post:

                            Chris Maunder wrote:

                            I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages

                            [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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                            • C Chris Maunder

                              OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

                              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                              David Rush
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                              Chris Maunder wrote:

                              Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

                              Prince of Darkness? ;P

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                              • C Chris Maunder

                                I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...

                                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                Chris Losinger
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                                you should change the code to allow me to give you 1000 +5s for this.

                                image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                • D Dave Kreskowiak

                                  C++??? B U L L C O O K I E S!! REAL programmers throw a bucket of 1's and 0' at the screen! Every bit that doesn't belong in the correct spot just falls harmlessly to the desk at the programmer's whim. What remains is pure elegance just waiting for the deity that created it to unleash its awsome power upon the world.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Ah, ChuckNorris++. :laugh:

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                                  • C Chris Maunder

                                    I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...

                                    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Try five years where 90% of your code is in assembly language. Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman. ;P

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                                    • M Mladen Jankovic

                                      Re-read his post:

                                      Chris Maunder wrote:

                                      I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages

                                      [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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                                      Peter_in_2780
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                                      Why the hell should I read his post if we're having a fight? I thought the whole idea of a religious fight was that we don't read others' views. ;P ;P

                                      Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                                      • C Chris Maunder

                                        OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

                                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                        Mycroft Holmes
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                                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                                        Though VBScript is still the Prince Ponce of Languages.

                                        FTFY - close

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                                          Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P

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                                          Henry Minute
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                                          Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                                          It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal.

                                          Octal! Hexadecimal! Poof! ;P Binary or don't bother.

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