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C# is for bed-wetting nancy types. C++ is the One True Language

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  • A AspDotNetDev

    Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.

    Flummery:

    This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.

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    Mike Hankey
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    AspDotNetDev wrote:

    Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.

    :laugh: :laugh: Attached directly to the nads. :)

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    • C Chris Maunder

      OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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      Peter_in_2780
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      Chris Maunder wrote:

      Language of Princes

      FTFY ;P

      Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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      • C Chris Maunder

        I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...

        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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        Dave Kreskowiak
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        C++??? B U L L C O O K I E S!! REAL programmers throw a bucket of 1's and 0' at the screen! Every bit that doesn't belong in the correct spot just falls harmlessly to the desk at the programmer's whim. What remains is pure elegance just waiting for the deity that created it to unleash its awsome power upon the world.

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        • P Peter_in_2780

          So our VB (writing, not drinking ;P ) friend a couple of pages below doesn't count?

          Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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          Mladen Jankovic
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          Re-read his post:

          Chris Maunder wrote:

          I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages

          [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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          • C Chris Maunder

            OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

            cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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            David Rush
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            Chris Maunder wrote:

            Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

            Prince of Darkness? ;P

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            • C Chris Maunder

              I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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              Chris Losinger
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              you should change the code to allow me to give you 1000 +5s for this.

              image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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              • C Chris Maunder

                I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...

                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                Lost User
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                Try five years where 90% of your code is in assembly language. Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman. ;P

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                • D Dave Kreskowiak

                  C++??? B U L L C O O K I E S!! REAL programmers throw a bucket of 1's and 0' at the screen! Every bit that doesn't belong in the correct spot just falls harmlessly to the desk at the programmer's whim. What remains is pure elegance just waiting for the deity that created it to unleash its awsome power upon the world.

                  A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
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                  Lost User
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                  Ah, ChuckNorris++. :laugh:

                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                  • M Mladen Jankovic

                    Re-read his post:

                    Chris Maunder wrote:

                    I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages

                    [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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                    Peter_in_2780
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                    Why the hell should I read his post if we're having a fight? I thought the whole idea of a religious fight was that we don't read others' views. ;P ;P

                    Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                    • C Chris Maunder

                      OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      Chris Maunder wrote:

                      Though VBScript is still the Prince Ponce of Languages.

                      FTFY - close

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                        Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P

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                        Henry Minute
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                        Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                        It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal.

                        Octal! Hexadecimal! Poof! ;P Binary or don't bother.

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...

                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                          Simon_Whale
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                          sorry its Carrier pigeon as its non OS dependent :-D

                          As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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                            Try five years where 90% of your code is in assembly language. Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman. ;P

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                            JimmyRopes
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                            Trollslayer wrote:

                            Try five years where 90% of your code is in assembly language.
                            Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman.

                            Try 18 years where 100% of your code was assembler language. Sometimes the best man for the job is a man! :-D

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                            • C Chris Maunder

                              OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...

                              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                              Gary R Wheeler
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                              Good God man, who pissed in your oatmeal this morning?

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              • C Chris Maunder

                                I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...

                                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                C++ doth sucketh the royal lance with great gusto. C is far superior, but C# pays the bills.

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                                • G Gary R Wheeler

                                  Good God man, who pissed in your oatmeal this morning?

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  Chris Maunder
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                                  I thought that sounded familiar so I checked[^]. I :love: our new search.

                                  cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                  • P Peter_in_2780

                                    Why the hell should I read his post if we're having a fight? I thought the whole idea of a religious fight was that we don't read others' views. ;P ;P

                                    Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                                    Chris Maunder
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                                    Well, you certainly don't want facts getting in the way of a good argument.

                                    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Try five years where 90% of your code is in assembly language. Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman. ;P

                                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                      Chris Maunder
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                                      That's just wrong. So very wrong.

                                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                      • C Chris Maunder

                                        Well, you certainly don't want facts getting in the way of a good argument.

                                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                        Peter_in_2780
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                                        [fact]my point exactly[/fact]

                                        Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                                        • P Peter_in_2780

                                          [fact]my point exactly[/fact]

                                          Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                                          Mladen Jankovic
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                                          [citation needed]

                                          [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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