C# is for bed-wetting nancy types. C++ is the One True Language
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I think machine language is the next recommendation, right? Just want to make sure I don't skip over that before getting to tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.
Can't do that the EE's are real sensitive about such things.
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OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
OK, then it's been hours.
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
tweaking the circuitry using a battery and a couple wires.
Can't do that the EE's are real sensitive about such things.
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www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeistAh, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
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Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P
A hex dump is a thing of beauty.
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
Let's talk machine code and you're the man!
Don't even need an editor shove it right into the instruction cache. :)
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Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.
This is not the age of reason, this is the age of flummery, and the day of the devious approach. Reason’s gone into the backrooms where it works to devise means by which people can be induced to emote in the desired direction.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
Ah, so I skipped a step. You first need to use the battery and wires (and wet sponge) on the EE's.
:laugh: :laugh: Attached directly to the nads. :)
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OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
Language of Princes
FTFY ;P
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
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I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
C++??? B U L L C O O K I E S!! REAL programmers throw a bucket of 1's and 0' at the screen! Every bit that doesn't belong in the correct spot just falls harmlessly to the desk at the programmer's whim. What remains is pure elegance just waiting for the deity that created it to unleash its awsome power upon the world.
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Dave Kreskowiak -
So our VB (writing, not drinking ;P ) friend a couple of pages below doesn't count?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
Re-read his post:
Chris Maunder wrote:
I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages
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OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
Prince of Darkness? ;P
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I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
you should change the code to allow me to give you 1000 +5s for this.
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C++??? B U L L C O O K I E S!! REAL programmers throw a bucket of 1's and 0' at the screen! Every bit that doesn't belong in the correct spot just falls harmlessly to the desk at the programmer's whim. What remains is pure elegance just waiting for the deity that created it to unleash its awsome power upon the world.
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Dave Kreskowiak -
I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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Re-read his post:
Chris Maunder wrote:
I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages
Why the hell should I read his post if we're having a fight? I thought the whole idea of a religious fight was that we don't read others' views. ;P ;P
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.
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OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
Though VBScript is still the Prince Ponce of Languages.
FTFY - close
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Phfft, assembler, mnemonics what a wuss. Let's talk machine code and you're the man! :-D And decimal system number are not accepted. It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal. ;P
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
It has got to be binary, octal or hexadecimal.
Octal! Hexadecimal! Poof! ;P Binary or don't bother.
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I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
sorry its Carrier pigeon as its non OS dependent :-D
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
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Try five years where 90% of your code is in assembly language. Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman. ;P
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Trollslayer wrote:
Try five years where 90% of your code is in assembly language.
Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman.Try 18 years where 100% of your code was assembler language. Sometimes the best man for the job is a man! :-D
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OK, then it's been hours. Though VBScript is still the Prince of Languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Good God man, who pissed in your oatmeal this morning?
Software Zen:
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I mean - it's been days since we've had a good religious fight about languages...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
C++ doth sucketh the royal lance with great gusto. C is far superior, but C# pays the bills.
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Good God man, who pissed in your oatmeal this morning?
Software Zen:
delete this;