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  • D DaveAuld

    :laugh: I wouldn't say i'm ugly, but watching a bulldog lick p!$$ of a nettle, is like staring in a mirror. :-\

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    Joe Simes
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    DaveAuld wrote:

    a bulldog lick p!$$ off a nettle

    :-D I'm stealing that one!!

    The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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      "We responded immediately, repairing the damage from the Shrek virus and putting every new member [to the vote]." I didn't even know Wayne Rooney was a member...

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        "The UK is among the countries with the highest rate of rejection" I say no more.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Exactly the sort of site that attracts people who think they are something they aren't: wonder if a site for ugly people would have the opposite problem: "sorry, you're far too good looking to use our site". I don't think so.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Joe Simes wrote:

            I'm so tired of hearing "Beautiful People" whine that they never get dates

            In my younger, fitter days, I went out with a "beautiful people" girl. She was seriously attractive, and incredibly irritating. She was obsessed with her hair and her tan - so much so that she fell asleep on a sun lounger and ended up very badly blistered. After about a week and a half, I'd had enough - it was great having your mates admiring the fact that you were going out with a beautiful girl, but the lack of any interest in anything other than soap operas and herself was a huge turn off. Ironically, I ended up marrying her best friend who was really interesting and attractive.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            I dated a model of some-repute in years past; she worked Paris and London fashion week that level. Abso-frakin-mazing to look at, but a completely hollow shell. Thank-you, but no thanks. When I met Mrs Wife, she was refreshingly wonderful. Naturally beautiful - she rarely uses more make-up than mascara - seriously intelligent - degree and brace of masters - wonderful [content != KSS] and to top all this SHE LOVES ME! Pig, this is shyte. Are you happy now? :-D


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Exactly the sort of site that attracts people who think they are something they aren't: wonder if a site for ugly people would have the opposite problem: "sorry, you're far too good looking to use our site". I don't think so.

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              I think the response should be "Sorry, you're too vacuous for this site." :-D


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                Dalek Dave
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                I hope you weren't too upset when you were notified.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  I think the response should be "Sorry, you're too vacuous for this site." :-D


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  vacuous

                  Normally an epithet reserved for users.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                    Beauty is like intelligence: Most people think they have it without limit and in reality most people do not.

                    Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                    • J Joe Simes

                      BBC - Newsbeat wrote:

                      it was hit by a virus

                      Even "Beautiful People" need a shot of penicillin now and then! What a completely obnoxious service. I'm so tired of hearing "Beautiful People" whine that they never get dates because they are too lovely for regular people to approach. They should try being a short, fat, bald, gray bearded 45 yo programmer ffs! :sigh: OK rant over! :-D

                      The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                      My kind of dating site; ThreeToothMinimum.com

                      "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        My kind of dating site; ThreeToothMinimum.com

                        "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren

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                        What do you say to a lovely lady from Farmington? Nice tooth! :)

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                        • D DaveAuld

                          :laugh: I wouldn't say i'm ugly, but watching a bulldog lick p!$$ of a nettle, is like staring in a mirror. :-\

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                          A face like a welders bench? :) Andy B

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                            "Critics though say it could be nothing more than an elaborate PR stunt." Yeah, that's my guess.

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                              I hope you weren't too upset when you were notified.

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              As a happily married man (read, scared of the missus ;) ), I'd have been a bit upset to find out I'd registered.

                              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                A face like a welders bench? :) Andy B

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                A face like a melted wellie and breath like a mouldy old kipper.

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                                • P PIEBALDconsult

                                  "Critics though say it could be nothing more than an elaborate PR stunt." Yeah, that's my guess.

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                                  Chris Meech
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                                  PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                                  "Critics though say it could be nothing more than an elaborate PR stunt."

                                  FTFY. Although I realise you are quoting the article, PR stunt or not, there is nothing elaborate about it. :)

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    I dated a model of some-repute in years past; she worked Paris and London fashion week that level. Abso-frakin-mazing to look at, but a completely hollow shell. Thank-you, but no thanks. When I met Mrs Wife, she was refreshingly wonderful. Naturally beautiful - she rarely uses more make-up than mascara - seriously intelligent - degree and brace of masters - wonderful [content != KSS] and to top all this SHE LOVES ME! Pig, this is shyte. Are you happy now? :-D


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    n podbielski
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                                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                    SHE LOVES ME!

                                    You kidding right? Who could do that? :P

                                    In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      "The UK is among the countries with the highest rate of rejection" I say no more.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      n podbielski
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                                      :laugh: :laugh: Oh... That was good...

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                                      • R Rob Philpott

                                        ..not as obnoxious perhaps as sugardaddy.com or whatever it is - a site where rich men can find the perfect gold-digging companion. Now, that's shallow.

                                        Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                                        Mycroft Holmes
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                                        Link, wheres the bloody link, ah well goggle is my friend...

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          I know. I spent a fortune there... Sorry, no I didn't. Scratch that. Where's the delete?

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                          Jim Crafton
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                                          You were looking for a sugar daddy? How'd that work out? :rolleyes:

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