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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    5fingers wrote:

    From programming point of view a message cannot be "Automatically Removed"

    Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighing dirt in a bucket for a living.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    smaaaart
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    Or you could tell him to read the last line of your sig.

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      5fingers wrote:

      From programming point of view a message cannot be "Automatically Removed"

      Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighing dirt in a bucket for a living.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
      -----
      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      Dalek Dave
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      I am emailing him a McDonalds application form.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        I am emailing him a McDonalds application form.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        realJSOP
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        He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Mark_Wallace
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          You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            realJSOP
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            The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Lost User
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              I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

              I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                Mark_Wallace
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                Ha! I hadn't noticed that! A self-fulfilling prophecy, if ever there were one!

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • L Lost User

                  I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                  I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  5fingers wrote:

                  I am quitting lounge

                  Don't go 'way mad...

                  We all know the tag-line to that one!

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                  • L Lost User

                    I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                    I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    See you there!

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                    -Or-
                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                    • L Lost User

                      I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                      I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                      realJSOP
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                      You can't hide...

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        You can't hide...

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                          realJSOP
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                          And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          • L Lost User

                            I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                            I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                            Take 'justworking' with you.

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                              Take 'justworking' with you.

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                              thatraja
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                              Programmer at work - do not disturb[^]

                              thatraja


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                              My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                Keith Barrow
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                                Just watch out when he spits.

                                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                -Or-
                                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                • M Mark_Wallace

                                  You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Depends if he pulls his "hoodie" up...

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Take 'justworking' with you.

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                                      Keith Barrow
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                                      #21

                                      It is noteworthy how similar they are :)

                                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                      -Or-
                                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                        Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        realJSOP
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                                        It's not musefan. It's a lower-rep debator. My compensation 5 boosted the rating to 3.4.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          5fingers wrote:

                                          From programming point of view a message cannot be "Automatically Removed"

                                          Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighing dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          Dan Neely
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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                          FTFY

                                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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