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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    Mark_Wallace
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    You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      realJSOP
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      The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        Lost User
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        I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

        I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Ha! I hadn't noticed that! A self-fulfilling prophecy, if ever there were one!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • L Lost User

            I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

            I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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            Mark_Wallace
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            5fingers wrote:

            I am quitting lounge

            Don't go 'way mad...

            We all know the tag-line to that one!

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            • L Lost User

              I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

              I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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              Keith Barrow
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              See you there!

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              • L Lost User

                I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                realJSOP
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                You can't hide...

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  You can't hide...

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    realJSOP
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                    #15

                    And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    • L Lost User

                      I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                      I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                      Lost User
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                      Take 'justworking' with you.

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                      • L Lost User

                        Take 'justworking' with you.

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                        thatraja
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                        Programmer at work - do not disturb[^]

                        thatraja


                        **My Tip/Tricks
                        My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          Keith Barrow
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                          Just watch out when he spits.

                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                          -Or-
                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                          • M Mark_Wallace

                            You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Depends if he pulls his "hoodie" up...

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                Take 'justworking' with you.

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                                Keith Barrow
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                                It is noteworthy how similar they are :)

                                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                -Or-
                                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                  Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  realJSOP
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                                  It's not musefan. It's a lower-rep debator. My compensation 5 boosted the rating to 3.4.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    5fingers wrote:

                                    From programming point of view a message cannot be "Automatically Removed"

                                    Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighing dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    Dan Neely
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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                    FTFY

                                    3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                      FTFY

                                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                      realJSOP
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                                      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      • K Keith Barrow

                                        It is noteworthy how similar they are :)

                                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                        -Or-
                                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Yes I have noted this, also how they both started actively posting on the same day.

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          It's not musefan. It's a lower-rep debator. My compensation 5 boosted the rating to 3.4.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          It's a lower-rep debator

                                          Well, it's well known that marketing types are lower-life mass debaters...

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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