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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    5fingers wrote:

    From programming point of view a message cannot be "Automatically Removed"

    Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighing dirt in a bucket for a living.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    Dalek Dave
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    I am emailing him a McDonalds application form.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      I am emailing him a McDonalds application form.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      realJSOP
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      He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        Mark_Wallace
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        You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          realJSOP
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          #8

          The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            Lost User
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            I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

            I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Ha! I hadn't noticed that! A self-fulfilling prophecy, if ever there were one!

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • L Lost User

                I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                Mark_Wallace
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                5fingers wrote:

                I am quitting lounge

                Don't go 'way mad...

                We all know the tag-line to that one!

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                • L Lost User

                  I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                  I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  #12

                  See you there!

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  • L Lost User

                    I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                    I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                    realJSOP
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                    #13

                    You can't hide...

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      You can't hide...

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                        realJSOP
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                        #15

                        And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        • L Lost User

                          I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                          I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                          Lost User
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                          Take 'justworking' with you.

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                            Take 'justworking' with you.

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                            thatraja
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                            Programmer at work - do not disturb[^]

                            thatraja


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                            My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Keith Barrow
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #18

                              Just watch out when he spits.

                              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                              -Or-
                              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                              • M Mark_Wallace

                                You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  Depends if he pulls his "hoodie" up...

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    Take 'justworking' with you.

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                                    Keith Barrow
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                                    It is noteworthy how similar they are :)

                                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                    -Or-
                                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                      Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      realJSOP
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                                      It's not musefan. It's a lower-rep debator. My compensation 5 boosted the rating to 3.4.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        5fingers wrote:

                                        From programming point of view a message cannot be "Automatically Removed"

                                        Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighing dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        Dan Neely
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                                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                        Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                        FTFY

                                        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                          FTFY

                                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                          realJSOP
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                                          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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