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  • D Dalek Dave

    I am emailing him a McDonalds application form.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    realJSOP
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    He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      Mark_Wallace
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      You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        realJSOP
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        The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Lost User
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          I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

          I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Ha! I hadn't noticed that! A self-fulfilling prophecy, if ever there were one!

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • L Lost User

              I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

              I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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              Mark_Wallace
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              5fingers wrote:

              I am quitting lounge

              Don't go 'way mad...

              We all know the tag-line to that one!

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              • L Lost User

                I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                Keith Barrow
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                #12

                See you there!

                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                -Or-
                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                • L Lost User

                  I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                  I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                  You can't hide...

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    You can't hide...

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                      And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      • L Lost User

                        I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                        I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                        Lost User
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                        Take 'justworking' with you.

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                          Take 'justworking' with you.

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                          thatraja
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                          Programmer at work - do not disturb[^]

                          thatraja


                          **My Tip/Tricks
                          My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            Keith Barrow
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                            #18

                            Just watch out when he spits.

                            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                            -Or-
                            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                            • M Mark_Wallace

                              You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              #19

                              Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Depends if he pulls his "hoodie" up...

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • L Lost User

                                  Take 'justworking' with you.

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                                  Keith Barrow
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                                  #21

                                  It is noteworthy how similar they are :)

                                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                  -Or-
                                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                  • M Mark_Wallace

                                    Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    realJSOP
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                                    It's not musefan. It's a lower-rep debator. My compensation 5 boosted the rating to 3.4.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      5fingers wrote:

                                      From programming point of view a message cannot be "Automatically Removed"

                                      Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighing dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Dan Neely
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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                      FTFY

                                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                        Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                        FTFY

                                        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                        realJSOP
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                                        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        • K Keith Barrow

                                          It is noteworthy how similar they are :)

                                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                          -Or-
                                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                          Yes I have noted this, also how they both started actively posting on the same day.

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