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  • M moon_stick

    Link[^] Key Meat Facts - Bacon is the meat of life.

    Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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    Bert Mitton
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    It's missing 'possum! Seriously, years ago I used to cook "white-trash wednesday" for my baby brother. Every week we would get a tray of the tv dinner salisbury steaks, then when they were cooked we'd put them in a hamburger bun with a spaghetti hanging out the back for a tail. We called them 'possum burgers. So disgusting, yet apparently a hit with 10-year olds. :laugh:

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      It's missing 'possum! Seriously, years ago I used to cook "white-trash wednesday" for my baby brother. Every week we would get a tray of the tv dinner salisbury steaks, then when they were cooked we'd put them in a hamburger bun with a spaghetti hanging out the back for a tail. We called them 'possum burgers. So disgusting, yet apparently a hit with 10-year olds. :laugh:

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      Dalek Dave
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      I note too that there is no Venison, Hare, Pheasant or Grouse, all perfectly delicious and readily available meats. There is also no Horse or Capybara, both of which are delicious. Maybe these are awaiting discovery in the Large Lardon Accentuator.

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      • M moon_stick

        Link[^] Key Meat Facts - Bacon is the meat of life.

        Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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        LittleYellowBird
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        It has Spam! Yeah! :laugh:

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        • M moon_stick

          Link[^] Key Meat Facts - Bacon is the meat of life.

          Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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          Peter Mulholland
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          I don't understand how lamb gets relegated down to gamey beside road kill. In my opinion lamb should be included in the noble meats.

          Pete

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            I don't understand how lamb gets relegated down to gamey beside road kill. In my opinion lamb should be included in the noble meats.

            Pete

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            Dalek Dave
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            Because after a while it becomes mutton, and that is peasant food.

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            • P Peter Mulholland

              I don't understand how lamb gets relegated down to gamey beside road kill. In my opinion lamb should be included in the noble meats.

              Pete

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              Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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              Definitely yes! :thumbsup:

              "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

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              • M moon_stick

                Link[^] Key Meat Facts - Bacon is the meat of life.

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                thatraja
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                :sigh: Can you please give me a table for Vegetarians?

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                • T thatraja

                  :sigh: Can you please give me a table for Vegetarians?

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                  moon_stick
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                  Sure thing :)[^]

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                  • T thatraja

                    :sigh: Can you please give me a table for Vegetarians?

                    thatraja


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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Frankie Boyle Skit... Customer "And do you have a vegetatian option?" Waiter "Yes Sir, you can fuck off."

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                      Because after a while it becomes mutton, and that is peasant food.

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                      Peter Mulholland
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                      I didn't see anything on that table that was still alive. Once it's been slaughtered it's past becoming anything else. Besides who'd let lamb age to mutton?! [edit] except to produce more lamb [/edit] I cooked lamb chops for dinner on wednesday night and have a couple of lamb steaks in the freezer for the weekend. I love a good lamb korma that's cooked for a couple of hours until the meat is falling apart.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Frankie Boyle Skit... Customer "And do you have a vegetatian option?" Waiter "Yes Sir, you can fuck off."

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                        thatraja
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                        :thumbsup: Poor vegetarians......

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I note too that there is no Venison, Hare, Pheasant or Grouse, all perfectly delicious and readily available meats. There is also no Horse or Capybara, both of which are delicious. Maybe these are awaiting discovery in the Large Lardon Accentuator.

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          no Venison

                          Well they did mention deer which could be venison. (Definition of VENISON, the edible flesh of a game animal and especially a deer). :)

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Because after a while it becomes mutton, and that is peasant food.

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                            Mycroft Holmes
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                            Nah mutton is goat, also missing and also very tasty. No crocodile, or kangaroo either Seriously Capybara, where?

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              Link[^] Key Meat Facts - Bacon is the meat of life.

                              Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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                              Dan Mos
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                              Yeah those are my favourites vegetables!

                              All the best, Dan

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                              • M Mycroft Holmes

                                Nah mutton is goat, also missing and also very tasty. No crocodile, or kangaroo either Seriously Capybara, where?

                                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                Peter Mulholland
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                                goat is down there, between lamb and roadkill. Capybara[^]

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                                • H Henry Minute

                                  Excellent find. I was surprised to see that Pulled Pork only has a Carnivoric Weight of 55. Purely from personal experience I would have thought it would have been higher.

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                                  Jim Crafton
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                                  Henry Minute wrote:

                                  Purely from personal experience

                                  Pulled alot of pork, have you?!

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                                    Henry Minute wrote:

                                    Purely from personal experience

                                    Pulled alot of pork, have you?!

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                                    Henry Minute
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                                    That could be better expressed as I have pulled pork a lot.

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