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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    I think it would have been equally funny if it was a salad restaurant that had a sign proclaiming no rednecks inside. IMHO, some folks have no ability at all to laugh at themselves. Of course, I don't really give a rat's ass about people that have so little sense of humor, so there you go. The New World Order can go straight to hell as far as I'm concerned, and it can take its bastard child "Political Correctness" with it.

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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    and it can take its bastard child "Political Correctness

    Yeah, and lets throw out racism laws too, in fact all discrimination, feminism, gayism, lets chuck it all out and go back to white male anglo saxon protestant rule!

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I think it would have been equally funny if it was a salad restaurant that had a sign proclaiming no rednecks inside. IMHO, some folks have no ability at all to laugh at themselves. Of course, I don't really give a rat's ass about people that have so little sense of humor, so there you go. The New World Order can go straight to hell as far as I'm concerned, and it can take its bastard child "Political Correctness" with it.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      I think it would have been equally funny if it was a sald restaurant that had a sign proclaiming no rednecks inside.

      Make a similar post about Christianity or Judaism and you'll know the truth.

      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      don't really give a rat's ass about people that have so little sense of humor

      To be very honest, there was nothing in the image that even remotely suggests some humor.

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        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

        I think it would have been equally funny if it was a sald restaurant that had a sign proclaiming no rednecks inside.

        Make a similar post about Christianity or Judaism and you'll know the truth.

        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

        don't really give a rat's ass about people that have so little sense of humor

        To be very honest, there was nothing in the image that even remotely suggests some humor.

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        Yes, I was left notable un mirthfull by the image. I just thought it stupid racism.

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          Technically, no. Muslims are not a "race" - they're people of various races (caucasion, asian, black, VB programmers, the French) that follow the religion of Islam. Calling the sign a "racist" sign is ignorant - no, wait - it's retarded.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          Pedantic, and we all know what he means. And use the term alot. 'Religionist' is just too clumsy to contemplate. :)

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          • S soap brain

            "Cleanest restaurant on Earth. No niggers inside." "Least problematic restaurant on Earth. No Jews inside."

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            "Decentest restaurant on earth, no damn queers inside!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Or perhaps: "Stupidest place on eareth, nowt but red necks! Yeeehhhhhhhaaaawww!"

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              Everything I post is controversial.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

              Everything I post is controversial.

              Yes, including this one.

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                I'd feel safer eating in a Mosque than some bbq shit hole in bum fuck idaho full of gun toting red necks. The food would be better too

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                _Josh_ wrote:

                I'd feel safer eating in a Mosque

                Last time I checked they didnt do a food service in Mosques. ;P (But as good a BBQed pig gets, a good shish kebab really is damn nice, and thats only scraping the surface of Muslem food. :) )

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                  I'd feel safer eating in a Mosque than some bbq shit hole in bum fuck idaho full of gun toting red necks. The food would be better too

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                  But would your waitress be cute?

                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                  • J JimmyRopes

                    I don't know why you were 1 voted by some d!ck head who doesn't have the decency to tell you why. So I counter voted it. :-D

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                    JimmyRopes wrote:

                    I don't know why you were 1 voted by some d!ck head who doesn't have the decency to tell you why.

                    Thats the problem with voting. It merely shows who the cowards are, not which posts are the best.

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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      What's ignorant about the sign

                      The statement that because it is muslem free it is safe. Which is untrue since muslems are not notably more violent to other people in public places (ever been to the UK?) than non muslems.

                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      The restaraunt serves pork and there are, in fact, no muslims inside

                      No Jews either, but I dont sippose 'No Jews' would be so funny to you would it.

                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      Sounds to me like some folks here are have their panties wound up into such a big knot that they can't laugh/chuckle/smile about a sign.

                      Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny? How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either? Personally I find the sign childish and indicative of narrow minded ignorance. But thats just me perhaps. You can find it gloriously funny if you wish. It is your choice. :)

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                      Erudite__Eric wrote:

                      Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny?

                      Muslim is not a racist term itself.

                      Erudite__Eric wrote:

                      How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either?

                      "Fairest restaurant on Earth." Christ, people are too PC.

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                      • S soap brain

                        "Cleanest restaurant on Earth. No niggers inside." "Least problematic restaurant on Earth. No Jews inside."

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                        "Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside." ;P

                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          It says "No Muslims" So there is one Muslim cashier or something?

                          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                            Erudite__Eric wrote:

                            Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny?

                            Muslim is not a racist term itself.

                            Erudite__Eric wrote:

                            How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either?

                            "Fairest restaurant on Earth." Christ, people are too PC.

                            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                            wizardzz wrote:

                            Muslim is not a racist term itself.

                            Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.

                            wizardzz wrote:

                            Christ, people are too PC.

                            What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?

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                              wizardzz wrote:

                              Muslim is not a racist term itself.

                              Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.

                              wizardzz wrote:

                              Christ, people are too PC.

                              What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?

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                              Erudite__Eric wrote:

                              Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.

                              Actually yes it is relevant, using a slang term vs the proper term is entirely more racist.

                              Erudite__Eric wrote:

                              What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?

                              Lightening up.

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                                "Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside." ;P

                                "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                                wizardzz wrote:

                                "Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside."

                                :omg: That sounds like a horrible restaurant!

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                                  wizardzz wrote:

                                  "Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside."

                                  :omg: That sounds like a horrible restaurant!

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                                  Ever been to a Hooters? It looks like Jimmy Buffet puked on a Hawaiian Tropic team.

                                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    Well, I've worked with Muslims who ate bacon and pork sausages, so don't let your guard down there, ol' boy.

                                    Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.

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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      Technically, no. Muslims are not a "race" - they're people of various races (caucasion, asian, black, VB programmers, the French) that follow the religion of Islam.

                                      I'm astounded you know at least this much about Islam. :thumbsup:

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                                      Unlike a lot of bigoted rednecks, I prefer to know a bit about that which I ridicule. If I didn't, I'd just be a politician, or a lawyer.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        Pedantic, and we all know what he means. And use the term alot. 'Religionist' is just too clumsy to contemplate. :)

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                                        Lack of precision in speech is exactly why we (the world) have the problems we do. Nobody knows what the other is saying because everyone that's talking isn't being precise. Besides, programmers, by their very nature, are pedantic.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                          Ever been to a Hooters? It looks like Jimmy Buffet puked on a Hawaiian Tropic team.

                                          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                                          I'd prob'ly lick puke off the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Team.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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