Safest Restaraunt on Earth
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I'd feel safer eating in a Mosque than some bbq shit hole in bum fuck idaho full of gun toting red necks. The food would be better too
But would your waitress be cute?
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I don't know why you were 1 voted by some d!ck head who doesn't have the decency to tell you why. So I counter voted it. :-D
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I don't know why you were 1 voted by some d!ck head who doesn't have the decency to tell you why.
Thats the problem with voting. It merely shows who the cowards are, not which posts are the best.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
What's ignorant about the sign
The statement that because it is muslem free it is safe. Which is untrue since muslems are not notably more violent to other people in public places (ever been to the UK?) than non muslems.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
The restaraunt serves pork and there are, in fact, no muslims inside
No Jews either, but I dont sippose 'No Jews' would be so funny to you would it.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Sounds to me like some folks here are have their panties wound up into such a big knot that they can't laugh/chuckle/smile about a sign.
Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny? How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either? Personally I find the sign childish and indicative of narrow minded ignorance. But thats just me perhaps. You can find it gloriously funny if you wish. It is your choice. :)
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Erudite__Eric wrote:
Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny?
Muslim is not a racist term itself.
Erudite__Eric wrote:
How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either?
"Fairest restaurant on Earth." Christ, people are too PC.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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"Cleanest restaurant on Earth. No niggers inside." "Least problematic restaurant on Earth. No Jews inside."
"Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside." ;P
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997It says "No Muslims" So there is one Muslim cashier or something?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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Erudite__Eric wrote:
Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny?
Muslim is not a racist term itself.
Erudite__Eric wrote:
How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either?
"Fairest restaurant on Earth." Christ, people are too PC.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
wizardzz wrote:
Muslim is not a racist term itself.
Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.
wizardzz wrote:
Christ, people are too PC.
What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?
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wizardzz wrote:
Muslim is not a racist term itself.
Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.
wizardzz wrote:
Christ, people are too PC.
What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?
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Erudite__Eric wrote:
Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.
Actually yes it is relevant, using a slang term vs the proper term is entirely more racist.
Erudite__Eric wrote:
What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?
Lightening up.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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"Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside." ;P
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
wizardzz wrote:
"Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside."
:omg: That sounds like a horrible restaurant!
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wizardzz wrote:
"Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside."
:omg: That sounds like a horrible restaurant!
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Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Technically, no. Muslims are not a "race" - they're people of various races (caucasion, asian, black, VB programmers, the French) that follow the religion of Islam.
I'm astounded you know at least this much about Islam. :thumbsup:
Unlike a lot of bigoted rednecks, I prefer to know a bit about that which I ridicule. If I didn't, I'd just be a politician, or a lawyer.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Pedantic, and we all know what he means. And use the term alot. 'Religionist' is just too clumsy to contemplate. :)
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Lack of precision in speech is exactly why we (the world) have the problems we do. Nobody knows what the other is saying because everyone that's talking isn't being precise. Besides, programmers, by their very nature, are pedantic.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Ever been to a Hooters? It looks like Jimmy Buffet puked on a Hawaiian Tropic team.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
I'd prob'ly lick puke off the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Team.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Yes, I was left notable un mirthfull by the image. I just thought it stupid racism.
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Nooooo. "Stupid" would be calling it "racist", but we've already gone over that.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Unlike a lot of bigoted rednecks, I prefer to know a bit about that which I ridicule. If I didn't, I'd just be a politician, or a lawyer.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I prefer to know a bit
You should prefer to know a lot.
I know enough to allow the establishment of a basis for ridicule. That's good enough. Of course, you also have to recognize the fact that I don't like anything that even remotely smells of organized religion, I don't care what said religions' beliefs might be. I think they're all nuts.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I know enough to allow the establishment of a basis for ridicule. That's good enough. Of course, you also have to recognize the fact that I don't like anything that even remotely smells of organized religion, I don't care what said religions' beliefs might be. I think they're all nuts.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I don't like
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I don't care
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I think
Now there lies the problem. This is a result of preconceived notions.
At least I'm man enough to stand behind my "preconceived notions" instead of trying to be a panty-waist yes-man who's afraid of offending someone simply because I don't agree with them. When given the choice between being a "world citizen" or an "individual", I'll pick "individual" every time. If that offends anyone, well then f*ck 'em.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
But would your waitress be cute?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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_Josh_ wrote:
I'd feel safer eating in a Mosque
Last time I checked they didnt do a food service in Mosques. ;P (But as good a BBQed pig gets, a good shish kebab really is damn nice, and thats only scraping the surface of Muslem food. :) )
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