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  • L Lost User

    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    What's ignorant about the sign

    The statement that because it is muslem free it is safe. Which is untrue since muslems are not notably more violent to other people in public places (ever been to the UK?) than non muslems.

    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    The restaraunt serves pork and there are, in fact, no muslims inside

    No Jews either, but I dont sippose 'No Jews' would be so funny to you would it.

    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    Sounds to me like some folks here are have their panties wound up into such a big knot that they can't laugh/chuckle/smile about a sign.

    Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny? How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either? Personally I find the sign childish and indicative of narrow minded ignorance. But thats just me perhaps. You can find it gloriously funny if you wish. It is your choice. :)

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    Erudite__Eric wrote:

    Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny?

    Muslim is not a racist term itself.

    Erudite__Eric wrote:

    How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either?

    "Fairest restaurant on Earth." Christ, people are too PC.

    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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      "Cleanest restaurant on Earth. No niggers inside." "Least problematic restaurant on Earth. No Jews inside."

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      "Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside." ;P

      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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        Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        It says "No Muslims" So there is one Muslim cashier or something?

        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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          Erudite__Eric wrote:

          Change it to a suntan lotion shop, and then put a sign saying 'No Niggers inside'. Is that funny?

          Muslim is not a racist term itself.

          Erudite__Eric wrote:

          How about the 'No Jews'. Is that funny either?

          "Fairest restaurant on Earth." Christ, people are too PC.

          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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          wizardzz wrote:

          Muslim is not a racist term itself.

          Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.

          wizardzz wrote:

          Christ, people are too PC.

          What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?

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            wizardzz wrote:

            Muslim is not a racist term itself.

            Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.

            wizardzz wrote:

            Christ, people are too PC.

            What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?

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            Erudite__Eric wrote:

            Pedantic and irrelevant. Prejudice is still offensive.

            Actually yes it is relevant, using a slang term vs the proper term is entirely more racist.

            Erudite__Eric wrote:

            What is the alternative, allowing racism and prejudice?

            Lightening up.

            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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            • W wizardzz

              "Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside." ;P

              "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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              wizardzz wrote:

              "Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside."

              :omg: That sounds like a horrible restaurant!

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                wizardzz wrote:

                "Ugliest restaurant on Earth. No Gays inside."

                :omg: That sounds like a horrible restaurant!

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                Ever been to a Hooters? It looks like Jimmy Buffet puked on a Hawaiian Tropic team.

                "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  Well, I've worked with Muslims who ate bacon and pork sausages, so don't let your guard down there, ol' boy.

                  Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.

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                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                    Technically, no. Muslims are not a "race" - they're people of various races (caucasion, asian, black, VB programmers, the French) that follow the religion of Islam.

                    I'm astounded you know at least this much about Islam. :thumbsup:

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                    Unlike a lot of bigoted rednecks, I prefer to know a bit about that which I ridicule. If I didn't, I'd just be a politician, or a lawyer.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    • L Lost User

                      Pedantic, and we all know what he means. And use the term alot. 'Religionist' is just too clumsy to contemplate. :)

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                      Lack of precision in speech is exactly why we (the world) have the problems we do. Nobody knows what the other is saying because everyone that's talking isn't being precise. Besides, programmers, by their very nature, are pedantic.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        Ever been to a Hooters? It looks like Jimmy Buffet puked on a Hawaiian Tropic team.

                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                        I'd prob'ly lick puke off the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Team.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          Yes, I was left notable un mirthfull by the image. I just thought it stupid racism.

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                          Nooooo. "Stupid" would be calling it "racist", but we've already gone over that.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            Unlike a lot of bigoted rednecks, I prefer to know a bit about that which I ridicule. If I didn't, I'd just be a politician, or a lawyer.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            I prefer to know a bit

                            You should prefer to know a lot.

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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              I prefer to know a bit

                              You should prefer to know a lot.

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                              I know enough to allow the establishment of a basis for ridicule. That's good enough. Of course, you also have to recognize the fact that I don't like anything that even remotely smells of organized religion, I don't care what said religions' beliefs might be. I think they're all nuts.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                I know enough to allow the establishment of a basis for ridicule. That's good enough. Of course, you also have to recognize the fact that I don't like anything that even remotely smells of organized religion, I don't care what said religions' beliefs might be. I think they're all nuts.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                I don't like

                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                I don't care

                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                I think

                                Now there lies the problem. This is a result of preconceived notions.

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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  I don't like

                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  I don't care

                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  I think

                                  Now there lies the problem. This is a result of preconceived notions.

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                                  At least I'm man enough to stand behind my "preconceived notions" instead of trying to be a panty-waist yes-man who's afraid of offending someone simply because I don't agree with them. When given the choice between being a "world citizen" or an "individual", I'll pick "individual" every time. If that offends anyone, well then f*ck 'em.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    But would your waitress be cute?

                                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                                    Short, dark, non Anglo has always done it for me. I've heard you often need to keep a whipper snipper handy in the bed room though if you're not into lots of hair

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                                      _Josh_ wrote:

                                      I'd feel safer eating in a Mosque

                                      Last time I checked they didnt do a food service in Mosques. ;P (But as good a BBQed pig gets, a good shish kebab really is damn nice, and thats only scraping the surface of Muslem food. :) )

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                                      Anything spiced and grilled from those parts of the world tends to be fantastic. Then you have curries from Indonesia, north African dishes, the list goes on. My MIL is a Turkish Jew and possibly the world's best cook

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                                        Not me. I think everyone should damn well learn to fend for themselves.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                        Not me. I think everyone should damn well learn to fend for themselves.

                                        So if a woman gets attacked by three men, you would stand back, nodding your head approvingly, satisfied that it'll be "a good learning experience" for her?

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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          Not me. I think everyone should damn well learn to fend for themselves.

                                          So if a woman gets attacked by three men, you would stand back, nodding your head approvingly, satisfied that it'll be "a good learning experience" for her?

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                                          Stop being a dick. You know what I meant.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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