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  • Q QuiJohn

    So would specifying a national language make it illegal for two people to speak a different language in front of someone who doesn't speak that language? I thought you Texans claimed to be all about freedom.

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    realJSOP
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    You're free to speak English.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    • Q QuiJohn

      So would specifying a national language make it illegal for two people to speak a different language in front of someone who doesn't speak that language? I thought you Texans claimed to be all about freedom.

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      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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      It wouldn't be illegal, but it would be rude. Especially when you were interrupted by someone else that carried-on a conversation in another language. Get a clue.

      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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      • G GuyThiebaut

        As long as you exclude the UK from your definition of Europe. Most British people just speak English and Foreign - Foreign being shouting and speaking more slowly :laugh:

        Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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        Albert Holguin
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        :laugh: I can't complain about the Brits... I've been lost in Italy and had a group of them help me out... :thumbsup:

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Funny quote. :-D But out of curiosity...While you live a few hours closer to the border than I, why would it really matter if they spoke to each other in Spanish? The gentleman (or hombre if you prefer) who came out of the warehouse may not have spoken English very well. It is likely not his preferred or first language. Personally, I wouldn't have cared one bit, as long as they didn't start asking me questions in Spanish expecting an answer.

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          In a customer service situation, it's RUDE to speak a language other than the language used by the customer to initiate the conversation. Personally, I freakin' hate it.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          • N Nish Nishant

            Albert Holguin wrote:

            everyone else speaks multiple languages...

            This is true for India. Nearly everyone speaks their local language (tamil, malayalam, hindi, telugu, punjabi...) and English. Sometimes people speak more than one Indian language.

            Regards, Nish


            My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            English

            In India, isn't English spelled Inglish?

            If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
            You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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            • T Tom Deketelaere

              Albert Holguin wrote:

              you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages

              Hmmm not really. The french refuse to speak anything but French. The Germans might also speak English but not much. The Spaniards might also speak English. There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages and that's only half the country then. (Belgium, you know the one without a government ;P ) For the record I speak: Dutch, English, French and German.

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              Tom Deketelaere wrote:

              The french refuse to speak anything but French.

              They might refuse to speak it. Doesn't mean they can't.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                We live in Texas. In the United States. One of the few countries that is not brave enough to specify a "national language". This weekend, we were in a furniture store being helped by a Hispanic guy. In the middle of our visit, one of the warehouse monkies came up to him and started a conversation about some furniture that we were inquiring about. The conversation was entirely in Spanish. This really irritated my wife, so she interrupted them. "My husband and I speak English and .45ACP. How would you like to proceed?" Looks like I'll be getting a new t-shirt soon. :)

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                Tim Carmichael
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                Since .45ACP seems to be the dominant theme, have you approached Congress about having an official language? If not, then why not?

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                • A Albert Holguin

                  I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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                  Slacker007
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                  Albert Holguin wrote:

                  everyone else speaks multiple languages...

                  no they don't. Most people who speak other languages, "know" these other languages out of necessity instead of desire. America's mother tongue is bastardized English. This is my mother language. I shouldn't have to learn someone else's language in my own F'n country.

                  Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    We live in Texas. In the United States. One of the few countries that is not brave enough to specify a "national language". This weekend, we were in a furniture store being helped by a Hispanic guy. In the middle of our visit, one of the warehouse monkies came up to him and started a conversation about some furniture that we were inquiring about. The conversation was entirely in Spanish. This really irritated my wife, so she interrupted them. "My husband and I speak English and .45ACP. How would you like to proceed?" Looks like I'll be getting a new t-shirt soon. :)

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    hayrob
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                    Brings out gun, shoots her and says is that funny?

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      English, German, French and Spanish (French and Spanish are at a tourist level, German I am quite fluent having lived there).

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                      Lost User
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                      I speak English, and due to familial ties I can understand people in Derbyshire.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                        English

                        In India, isn't English spelled Inglish?

                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                        Nish Nishant
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                        ahmed zahmed wrote:

                        In India, isn't English spelled Inglish?

                        You are thinking of Canadians.

                        Regards, Nish


                        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          No, people in Europe mainly speak two languages, Their mother tongue and English. Except the English who speak every language in the world. They do this by speaking English VERY LOULDLY! and v e r y _ s l o w l y

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                          Steven J Jowett
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                          I have often heard it said that "The English are lazy when I comes to learning other languages.". I would retort "The English did not conquer half the world so that we could learn other languages!". No I know that sounds imperialistic, that's because it is :-D

                          Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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                          • Q QuiJohn

                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact.

                            I know what it means, I was wondering if John did. I just see no point.

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                            If the offical language was established, the cost to government and businesses would go down because at that point, they're nly obliged to use the national language on signage, forms, products, etc. It's a win/win situation (and I get to save ammo for more important situations).

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              We live in Texas. In the United States. One of the few countries that is not brave enough to specify a "national language". This weekend, we were in a furniture store being helped by a Hispanic guy. In the middle of our visit, one of the warehouse monkies came up to him and started a conversation about some furniture that we were inquiring about. The conversation was entirely in Spanish. This really irritated my wife, so she interrupted them. "My husband and I speak English and .45ACP. How would you like to proceed?" Looks like I'll be getting a new t-shirt soon. :)

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              hairy_hats
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                              I fail to see the humour in threatening someone with a weapon just for speaking another language.

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                              • S Slacker007

                                Albert Holguin wrote:

                                everyone else speaks multiple languages...

                                no they don't. Most people who speak other languages, "know" these other languages out of necessity instead of desire. America's mother tongue is bastardized English. This is my mother language. I shouldn't have to learn someone else's language in my own F'n country.

                                Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                Slacker007 wrote:

                                I shouldn't have to learn someone else's language in my own F'n country.

                                Yeah but would you be bothered if two people spoke a foreign language in your presence? When my wife and I are in public, we normally try and use English, but sometimes when we make a comment to each other we use Malayalam. Of course we never do this if we are in a discussion that includes non-Malayalam speakers.

                                Regards, Nish


                                My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                • T Tim Carmichael

                                  Since .45ACP seems to be the dominant theme, have you approached Congress about having an official language? If not, then why not?

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                                  Because they're afraid it'll cause a ruckus with the 9mm folks, and we won't even begin to discuss the .38 Special guys who, by their very nature, think they're "Special".

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    Funny quote. :-D But out of curiosity...While you live a few hours closer to the border than I, why would it really matter if they spoke to each other in Spanish? The gentleman (or hombre if you prefer) who came out of the warehouse may not have spoken English very well. It is likely not his preferred or first language. Personally, I wouldn't have cared one bit, as long as they didn't start asking me questions in Spanish expecting an answer.

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                                    Albert Holguin
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                                    Andrew Rissing wrote:

                                    The gentleman (or hombre if you prefer) who came out of the warehouse may not have spoken English very well.

                                    Good point...

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      We live in Texas. In the United States. One of the few countries that is not brave enough to specify a "national language". This weekend, we were in a furniture store being helped by a Hispanic guy. In the middle of our visit, one of the warehouse monkies came up to him and started a conversation about some furniture that we were inquiring about. The conversation was entirely in Spanish. This really irritated my wife, so she interrupted them. "My husband and I speak English and .45ACP. How would you like to proceed?" Looks like I'll be getting a new t-shirt soon. :)

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Fla_Golfr
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                                      I had a college proffessor that could communicate in 7 different languages, from scandanavian, to Indian, to french, to vietnamese, etc. I was very envious cause I thought I could only communicate in one language, i.e., american english. Then my wife reminded me that I can communicate in two languages. UH? American English and Southern Redneck! ju-eat-yet? no-ju?

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                                      • H hairy_hats

                                        I fail to see the humour in threatening someone with a weapon just for speaking another language.

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                                        TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                        There was no threat. She wasn't carrying and don't try to tell me that quoting a bullet size to someone who's probably ignorant of its meaning is a threat. Especially when it's out-of-context and you're not carrying.

                                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                        • N Nish Nishant

                                          Slacker007 wrote:

                                          I shouldn't have to learn someone else's language in my own F'n country.

                                          Yeah but would you be bothered if two people spoke a foreign language in your presence? When my wife and I are in public, we normally try and use English, but sometimes when we make a comment to each other we use Malayalam. Of course we never do this if we are in a discussion that includes non-Malayalam speakers.

                                          Regards, Nish


                                          My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                          Slacker007
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                                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                          eah but would you be bothered if two people spoke a foreign language in your presence?

                                          Absolutely not. My ancestors didn't speak a word of English when they came over from Europe in the late 1800"s. I can care less if someone wants to speak their mother language. We all know America has no "official" language but try getting a job here without knowing some English. :) I think what John "may" have been trying to say was that two people were speaking another language in regards to John and his wife's situation at the store.

                                          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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