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  • E Eric Astor

    I'm not old enough for a lot of the questions (although I understand the majority of the topics).

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    David Stone
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    Ditto here. Except that I'm 16. :cool: I can't say that I have done most of the things, but I have knowledge of them.


    I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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    • D David Stone

      I'm a computer operator. At least, according to this test: http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/tech/hacker.htm[^] When you take it, you must put your score in the subject line of your response.


      I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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      Pheonix
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      I'm a Nerd!!!:-D Should I be proud? Shane Martin

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      • D David Cunningham

        Somehow I'm both proud and ill when I think about this. Up until recently I did have a naked 5 1/4 disk hanging on my wall for example, eek. David

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        David Stone
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        David Cunningham wrote: Up until recently I did have a naked 5 1/4 disk hanging on my wall for example, eek. David, you forgot the colons around the eek. We do have an emoticon for that: eek == :eek:; But I have come to the conclusion that everybody who scored higher than I did is waaay older than I am. ;P


        I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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        • C Chris Losinger

          PJ Arends wrote: I am barely above computer illiterate or... e-tarded, if you like. -c


          I'm not the droid you're looking for.

          ThumbNailer

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          David Stone
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          Oooh. Nice one Chris. :-D


          I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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          • M Marc Clifton

            Yeah. It's called age, as in, OLD. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
            Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
            Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka

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            David Stone
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            Stop whining. You're only 40. My Dad has you beat by a year. ;P It could be worse. You could remember a time without computers at all. :omg:


            I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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            • D David Stone

              David Cunningham wrote: Up until recently I did have a naked 5 1/4 disk hanging on my wall for example, eek. David, you forgot the colons around the eek. We do have an emoticon for that: eek == :eek:; But I have come to the conclusion that everybody who scored higher than I did is waaay older than I am. ;P


              I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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              ColinDavies
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              Yeah, I agree the test is age biased. I challenge you to make one that isn't. Regardz Colin J Davies

              Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

              You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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              • D David Stone

                I'm a computer operator. At least, according to this test: http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/tech/hacker.htm[^] When you take it, you must put your score in the subject line of your response.


                I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                Roger Wright
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                Oops...:-O I'd have done lots better if I knew anything about UNIX:-D "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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                • D David Cunningham

                  Somehow I'm both proud and ill when I think about this. Up until recently I did have a naked 5 1/4 disk hanging on my wall for example, eek. David

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                  Roger Wright
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                  David Cunningham wrote: Up until recently I did have a naked 5 1/4 disk hanging on my wall for example, eek. I took my last 8" off the wall about a year ago. And yes, you can boot from one without the sleeve, but it takes a bit of fiddling with the drive internals. They can take away my floppies, but they'll never get my oscilloscope!:-D "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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                  • C ColinDavies

                    Yeah, I agree the test is age biased. I challenge you to make one that isn't. Regardz Colin J Davies

                    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                    You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                    David Stone
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                    I'd have to have two. The intro page would look like this: <--Old Geezers here Real Programmers here--> ;P


                    I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                    • D David Stone

                      I'm a computer operator. At least, according to this test: http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/tech/hacker.htm[^] When you take it, you must put your score in the subject line of your response.


                      I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                      Brad Jennings
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                      Great test. I'm a bit young to have had any experience with many things on the test but my university hits us pretty hard with both old and new technologies. I wouldn't have done quite as good if I hadn't had started college as a Computer Engineer either. Brad Jennings

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                      • D David Stone

                        I'd have to have two. The intro page would look like this: <--Old Geezers here Real Programmers here--> ;P


                        I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                        Roger Wright
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                        I wouldn't stand too close to that paper tape punch, sonny... I'm a feelin' mean, and I'm sure there's parts of you that will fit in there jest fine.:suss: "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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                        • R Roger Wright

                          I wouldn't stand too close to that paper tape punch, sonny... I'm a feelin' mean, and I'm sure there's parts of you that will fit in there jest fine.:suss: "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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                          David Stone
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                          ;P I'm just joking. Hey, without you guys, we wouldn't have the newer stuff would we?


                          I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                          • D David Stone

                            I'm a computer operator. At least, according to this test: http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/tech/hacker.htm[^] When you take it, you must put your score in the subject line of your response.


                            I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                            stefan b
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                            :confused: That's it! :( _____________ stefan bornuz

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                            • D David Stone

                              I'm a computer operator. At least, according to this test: http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/tech/hacker.htm[^] When you take it, you must put your score in the subject line of your response.


                              I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                              peterchen
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                              pretty geared-towards-oldtimers this thing. Heck, Knowing Win 3.1, 3.11, 95, 95B, 98, 98SE, ME, NT3.51, NT4, W2K, XP would have given me 11 additional points - more than 'nuff for the next level...


                              Those who not hear the music think the dancers are mad.  [sighist] [Agile]

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                              • D David Stone

                                Stop whining. You're only 40. My Dad has you beat by a year. ;P It could be worse. You could remember a time without computers at all. :omg:


                                I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                                Marc Clifton
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                                It could be worse. You could remember a time without computers at all. My first "computer" was an HP calculator. 8 registers and 49 program step memory. I still have their "Applications & Programs" manual (c) 1975 because it has some cool functions for calculating all the lengths of sides and angles of a triangle with only three known. I can't even find that in college textbooks! My math teacher in tenth grade was oohing and aahing over how to use the "add with carry" instruction on the school's IMSAI computer. Good grief. How one teaches the fundamentals of programming nowadays, I have no idea. Maybe there's a limit to how much a person can learn because they'll ultimately spend all their life learning foundational material. Actually, that's a good argument for re-incarnation. We probably come back with all this knowledge in our subconscious, the way it seems kids are nowadays. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
                                Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
                                Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka

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                                  "Have you ever changed the value of 4?" ROFLMAO "Did you ever write a program that ran correctly the first time?" ... ... "The second time?" LOLOL ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                                  Marc Clifton
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                                  Aahh! You scored higher than me! :( Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
                                  Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
                                  Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka

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                                  • D David Stone

                                    I'm a computer operator. At least, according to this test: http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/tech/hacker.htm[^] When you take it, you must put your score in the subject line of your response.


                                    I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                                    Matt Philmon
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                                    Well, I'm a nerd... Dammit, they were right in high school after all.

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                                    • D David Stone

                                      I'm a computer operator. At least, according to this test: http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/tech/hacker.htm[^] When you take it, you must put your score in the subject line of your response.


                                      I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      WTH? I got this:

                                      Sorry
                                      Sorry, you can't make the High Scores list by cheating.
                                      If you feel like there's been a mistake, try again later.

                                      Did I cheat..!? -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

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                                      • M Marc Clifton

                                        Aahh! You scored higher than me! :( Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
                                        Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
                                        Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka

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                                        realJSOP
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                                        But is that good, or is it bad? I think it's because I'm a bit older... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                          WTH? I got this:

                                          Sorry
                                          Sorry, you can't make the High Scores list by cheating.
                                          If you feel like there's been a mistake, try again later.

                                          Did I cheat..!? -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

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                                          ColinDavies
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                                          Yeah, reading through it I detected some "red herrings" and fail safes. So you could accually be caught if you made a mistake. Regardz Colin J Davies

                                          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                          You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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