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    Baji Jabbar
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    Nurse gave newborn baby to father, He screamed "Its a boy! Its a boy!" Nurse shouted: "You bloody hell , its a girl, now leave my finger.."

    “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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      Nurse gave newborn baby to father, He screamed "Its a boy! Its a boy!" Nurse shouted: "You bloody hell , its a girl, now leave my finger.."

      “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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      Dalek Dave
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      Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Nurse gave newborn baby to father, He screamed "Its a boy! Its a boy!" Nurse shouted: "You bloody hell , its a girl, now leave my finger.."

        “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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        Lost User
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        M@B J wrote:

        You bloody hell

        "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

        M@B J wrote:

        now leave my finger

        Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

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          Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Quite, girls are nicer and love their dads more. :)

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            M@B J wrote:

            You bloody hell

            "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

            M@B J wrote:

            now leave my finger

            Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

            ============================== Nothing to say.

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            fjdiewornncalwe
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            I was thinking the same thing.... :)

            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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              M@B J wrote:

              You bloody hell

              "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

              M@B J wrote:

              now leave my finger

              Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

              ============================== Nothing to say.

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              Lost User
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              Much better that way.

              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                M@B J wrote:

                You bloody hell

                "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

                M@B J wrote:

                now leave my finger

                Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

                ============================== Nothing to say.

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                Single Step Debugger
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                Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Mycroft Holmes
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                  You are making a huge assumption that screaming is a happy thing! Methinks your bias is showing. Mind you the Op is from India and their bias is well known and is a valid target!

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    M@B J wrote:

                    You bloody hell

                    "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

                    M@B J wrote:

                    now leave my finger

                    Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

                    ============================== Nothing to say.

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                    Baji Jabbar
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                    Erudite_Eric wrote:

                    "You bloody fool" is better English

                    Thanks Eric :thumbsup:

                    “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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                      Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.

                      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      And five for that. This native speaker appreciates your attempt to master our sarcasm. :)

                      Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.

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                        Nurse gave newborn baby to father, He screamed "Its a boy! Its a boy!" Nurse shouted: "You bloody hell , its a girl, now leave my finger.."

                        “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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                        bosedk
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                        lol. This should have been posted in GIT. The joke is lost when people cannot understand the cultural references.

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                          lol. This should have been posted in GIT. The joke is lost when people cannot understand the cultural references.

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.

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                            What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.

                            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                            bosedk
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                            I said cultural not anatomical. Males still have a superior status not just in India but that region in general.

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                              Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Unfortunately in India, it's quite common to see people being happy about boy births and sad about girls.

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