Its a boy
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Nurse gave newborn baby to father, He screamed "Its a boy! Its a boy!" Nurse shouted: "You bloody hell , its a girl, now leave my finger.."
“If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~
M@B J wrote:
You bloody hell
"You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)
M@B J wrote:
now leave my finger
Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."
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M@B J wrote:
You bloody hell
"You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)
M@B J wrote:
now leave my finger
Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."
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I was thinking the same thing.... :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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M@B J wrote:
You bloody hell
"You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)
M@B J wrote:
now leave my finger
Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."
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M@B J wrote:
You bloody hell
"You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)
M@B J wrote:
now leave my finger
Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."
============================== Nothing to say.
Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.
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You are making a huge assumption that screaming is a happy thing! Methinks your bias is showing. Mind you the Op is from India and their bias is well known and is a valid target!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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M@B J wrote:
You bloody hell
"You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)
M@B J wrote:
now leave my finger
Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."
============================== Nothing to say.
Erudite_Eric wrote:
"You bloody fool" is better English
Thanks Eric :thumbsup:
“If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~
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Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Nurse gave newborn baby to father, He screamed "Its a boy! Its a boy!" Nurse shouted: "You bloody hell , its a girl, now leave my finger.."
“If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~
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lol. This should have been posted in GIT. The joke is lost when people cannot understand the cultural references.
What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.
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What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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