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Its a boy

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  • L Lost User

    M@B J wrote:

    You bloody hell

    "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

    M@B J wrote:

    now leave my finger

    Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

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    fjdiewornncalwe
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    I was thinking the same thing.... :)

    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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    • L Lost User

      M@B J wrote:

      You bloody hell

      "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

      M@B J wrote:

      now leave my finger

      Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

      ============================== Nothing to say.

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      Lost User
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      Much better that way.

      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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      • L Lost User

        M@B J wrote:

        You bloody hell

        "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

        M@B J wrote:

        now leave my finger

        Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

        ============================== Nothing to say.

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        Single Step Debugger
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        Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          You are making a huge assumption that screaming is a happy thing! Methinks your bias is showing. Mind you the Op is from India and their bias is well known and is a valid target!

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          • L Lost User

            M@B J wrote:

            You bloody hell

            "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

            M@B J wrote:

            now leave my finger

            Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

            ============================== Nothing to say.

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            Baji Jabbar
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            Erudite_Eric wrote:

            "You bloody fool" is better English

            Thanks Eric :thumbsup:

            “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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            • S Single Step Debugger

              Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              Lost User
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              And five for that. This native speaker appreciates your attempt to master our sarcasm. :)

              Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.

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              • B Baji Jabbar

                Nurse gave newborn baby to father, He screamed "Its a boy! Its a boy!" Nurse shouted: "You bloody hell , its a girl, now leave my finger.."

                “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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                bosedk
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                lol. This should have been posted in GIT. The joke is lost when people cannot understand the cultural references.

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                • B bosedk

                  lol. This should have been posted in GIT. The joke is lost when people cannot understand the cultural references.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    bosedk
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                    #13

                    I said cultural not anatomical. Males still have a superior status not just in India but that region in general.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Lost User
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                      #14

                      Unfortunately in India, it's quite common to see people being happy about boy births and sad about girls.

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