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  • D Dalek Dave

    Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

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    Lost User
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    Quite, girls are nicer and love their dads more. :)

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    • L Lost User

      M@B J wrote:

      You bloody hell

      "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

      M@B J wrote:

      now leave my finger

      Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

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      fjdiewornncalwe
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      I was thinking the same thing.... :)

      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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        M@B J wrote:

        You bloody hell

        "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

        M@B J wrote:

        now leave my finger

        Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

        ============================== Nothing to say.

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        Lost User
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        Much better that way.

        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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        • L Lost User

          M@B J wrote:

          You bloody hell

          "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

          M@B J wrote:

          now leave my finger

          Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

          ============================== Nothing to say.

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          Single Step Debugger
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          Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Mycroft Holmes
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            You are making a huge assumption that screaming is a happy thing! Methinks your bias is showing. Mind you the Op is from India and their bias is well known and is a valid target!

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              M@B J wrote:

              You bloody hell

              "You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

              M@B J wrote:

              now leave my finger

              Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

              ============================== Nothing to say.

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              Baji Jabbar
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              Erudite_Eric wrote:

              "You bloody fool" is better English

              Thanks Eric :thumbsup:

              “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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              • S Single Step Debugger

                Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                And five for that. This native speaker appreciates your attempt to master our sarcasm. :)

                Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.

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                • B Baji Jabbar

                  Nurse gave newborn baby to father, He screamed "Its a boy! Its a boy!" Nurse shouted: "You bloody hell , its a girl, now leave my finger.."

                  “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” ~Mary Engelbreit~

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                  bosedk
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                  lol. This should have been posted in GIT. The joke is lost when people cannot understand the cultural references.

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                  • B bosedk

                    lol. This should have been posted in GIT. The joke is lost when people cannot understand the cultural references.

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                      bosedk
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                      I said cultural not anatomical. Males still have a superior status not just in India but that region in general.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        Unfortunately in India, it's quite common to see people being happy about boy births and sad about girls.

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