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  • U User 8282317

    How many developer works at Microsoft?

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    wizardzz
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    You forgot the punchline... :doh:

    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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    • U User 8282317

      How many developer works at Microsoft?

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      S Houghtelin
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      Depends on your definition of work, but I'd say around three or so.

      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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      • U User 8282317

        How many developer works at Microsoft?

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        42

        The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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        • U User 8282317

          How many developer works at Microsoft?

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          Dr Walt Fair PE
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          I think they use digital cameras now, so they don't need to develop film anymore. Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know -- jumping up and down, waving hand. It's a trick question: Developer is singular so there must be only one.

          CQ de W5ALT

          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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          • U User 8282317

            How many developer works at Microsoft?

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            Lost User
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            Nine million four hundred and sixty eight thousand three hundred and seventy two point five.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            • U User 8282317

              How many developer works at Microsoft?

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              Slacker007
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              Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

              "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              • U User 8282317

                How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                Michael Bergman
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                All of them.

                m.bergman

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                • S Slacker007

                  Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

                  "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                  S Houghtelin
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                  Slacker007 wrote:

                  The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

                  The first byte hands the second byte the bit bucket. X| (Just in case)

                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                  • U User 8282317

                    How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    Plainly, none: everyone works in marketing.

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    • U User 8282317

                      How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix it.

                      VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix it.

                        VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Mike Hankey wrote:

                        70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix sell it.

                        FTFY

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                        • U User 8282317

                          How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                          scottgp
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                          Liquid Nitrogen

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                            Mike Hankey wrote:

                            70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix sell it.

                            FTFY

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            Mike Hankey
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                            :laugh: :laugh: Good eye! There was a post earlier on lawyers, used car salesmen, politicians and the devil, we'll have to add a new category.

                            VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                            • U User 8282317

                              How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                              thrakazog
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                              3. One to hold the light bulb and 2 to turn the ladder. Er, something. :doh:

                              Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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                                How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                                Brisingr Aerowing
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                                Segmentation Fault

                                C#: public void GetOffOfTheComputer(){ throw new System.NotImplementedException(); } VB: Public Sub GetOffTheComputer() Throw New NotImplementedException() End Sub

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                                • U User 8282317

                                  How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                                  Single Step Debugger
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                                  I heard there is an undergoing work of changing the sewer pipes in Redmond.

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                                  • U User 8282317

                                    How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                                    BillWoodruff
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                                    Member 8317792 wrote:

                                    How many developer works at Microsoft?

                                    As many as it takes to screw up an operating system. best, Bill

                                    "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true." Niels Bohr

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      You forgot the punchline... :doh:

                                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                      Lost User
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                                      wizardzz wrote:

                                      You forgot the punchline... :doh:

                                      That was the punchline, he forgot the joke.

                                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                        wizardzz wrote:

                                        You forgot the punchline... :doh:

                                        That was the punchline, he forgot the joke.

                                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                        wizardzz
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                                        Here's the punch line [^]

                                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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