How many?
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
All of them.
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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Slacker007 wrote:
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
The first byte hands the second byte the bit bucket. X| (Just in case)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
Plainly, none: everyone works in marketing.
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix it.
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70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix it.
Mike Hankey wrote:
70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix sell it.
FTFY
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
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Mike Hankey wrote:
70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix sell it.
FTFY
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
:laugh: :laugh: Good eye! There was a post earlier on lawyers, used car salesmen, politicians and the devil, we'll have to add a new category.
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
Segmentation Fault
C#: public void GetOffOfTheComputer(){ throw new System.NotImplementedException(); } VB: Public Sub GetOffTheComputer() Throw New NotImplementedException() End Sub
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
I heard there is an undergoing work of changing the sewer pipes in Redmond.
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How many developer works at Microsoft?
Member 8317792 wrote:
How many developer works at Microsoft?
As many as it takes to screw up an operating system. best, Bill
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You forgot the punchline... :doh:
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wizardzz wrote:
You forgot the punchline... :doh:
That was the punchline, he forgot the joke.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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wizardzz wrote:
You forgot the punchline... :doh:
That was the punchline, he forgot the joke.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
