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  • U User 8282317

    How many developer works at Microsoft?

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    Mike Hankey
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    70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix it.

    VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix it.

      VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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      Mike Hankey wrote:

      70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix sell it.

      FTFY

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      • U User 8282317

        How many developer works at Microsoft?

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Mike Hankey wrote:

          70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix sell it.

          FTFY

          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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          :laugh: :laugh: Good eye! There was a post earlier on lawyers, used car salesmen, politicians and the devil, we'll have to add a new category.

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          • U User 8282317

            How many developer works at Microsoft?

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            3. One to hold the light bulb and 2 to turn the ladder. Er, something. :doh:

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            • U User 8282317

              How many developer works at Microsoft?

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              • U User 8282317

                How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                Single Step Debugger
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                I heard there is an undergoing work of changing the sewer pipes in Redmond.

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                • U User 8282317

                  How many developer works at Microsoft?

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                  BillWoodruff
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                  Member 8317792 wrote:

                  How many developer works at Microsoft?

                  As many as it takes to screw up an operating system. best, Bill

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                  • W wizardzz

                    You forgot the punchline... :doh:

                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                    wizardzz wrote:

                    You forgot the punchline... :doh:

                    That was the punchline, he forgot the joke.

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      wizardzz wrote:

                      You forgot the punchline... :doh:

                      That was the punchline, he forgot the joke.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      Here's the punch line [^]

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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