How many?

[Lost User]

Nine million four hundred and sixty eight thousand three hundred and seventy two point five.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Slacker007]

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

[Michael Bergman]

All of them.

m.bergman

For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. -- Steve Landesberg

[S Houghtelin]

Slacker007 wrote:

The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

The first byte hands the second byte the bit bucket. X| (Just in case)

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Plainly, none: everyone works in marketing.

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Mike Hankey]

70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix it.

VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

[OriginalGriff]

Mike Hankey wrote:

70,245 total, 10 to write the code and the rest to try to fix sell it.

FTFY

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[scottgp]

Liquid Nitrogen

[Mike Hankey]

:laugh: :laugh: Good eye! There was a post earlier on lawyers, used car salesmen, politicians and the devil, we'll have to add a new category.

VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

[thrakazog]

3. One to hold the light bulb and 2 to turn the ladder. Er, something. :doh:

Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

[Brisingr Aerowing]

Segmentation Fault

C#: public void GetOffOfTheComputer(){ throw new System.NotImplementedException(); } VB: Public Sub GetOffTheComputer() Throw New NotImplementedException() End Sub

[Single Step Debugger]

I heard there is an undergoing work of changing the sewer pipes in Redmond.

There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

[BillWoodruff]

Member 8317792 wrote:

How many developer works at Microsoft?

As many as it takes to screw up an operating system. best, Bill

"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true." Niels Bohr

[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

You forgot the punchline... :doh:

That was the punchline, he forgot the joke.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

[wizardzz]

Here's the punch line [^]

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson