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  • T TorstenH

    ...and what will you do after those 30 seconds?

    regards Torsten When I'm not working

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    Die.

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    • V Vasily Tserekh

      which weapon will you choose for a world war conflict supposing the ammo for each one will be the same

      The safest way to remain in poverty is to be an honored man. Napoleon Bonaparte

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Neither. Bare hands would do against Bieber.

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      • V Vasily Tserekh

        which weapon will you choose for a world war conflict supposing the ammo for each one will be the same

        The safest way to remain in poverty is to be an honored man. Napoleon Bonaparte

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        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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        • T TorstenH

          ...and what will you do after those 30 seconds?

          regards Torsten When I'm not working

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          Paul M Watt
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          ... make machine gun noises with my mouth while I reload.

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          • L Lost User

            I would die fairly quickly whatever firepower I had, so I think I would just hide somewhere with a female and then when discovered offer the female and try to escape.

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            Reminds me of an old joke. A man escapes from prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While trying the homeowners wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisser her neck and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husbad whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! he's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex don't resist! Don't complain! Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be Strong. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay , thinks your cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. And I love you too!" Don't be so sure they will take the woman over you. It may just be a band of 'merry' men. ;P

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            • T TorstenH

              supposing the ammo for each one will be the same Ever used any weapon? The ammo is never the same. Therefor AK-47. Most reliable. better ammo.

              regards Torsten When I'm not working

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              AK-47 is the most reliable but not the most accuarate of the 2

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Neither. Bare hands would do against Bieber.

                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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                +5 purely for bring the demise of bieber in to the topic!

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                  +5 purely for bring the demise of bieber in to the topic!

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  I'm nothing, if not single minded.

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                  • R Rage

                    The FAMAS[^].

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                    • S Simon_Whale

                      +5 purely for bring the demise of bieber in to the topic!

                      Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                      No, he just said -"Bare hands for Bieber" . that doesn't mean he's killing him. :rolleyes: Pete would excuse me for the joke :)

                      Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                      • E Eytukan

                        No, he just said -"Bare hands for Bieber" . that doesn't mean he's killing him. :rolleyes: Pete would excuse me for the joke :)

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                        War time or peach time, pleasuring Bieber would not be something I'd choose to do.

                        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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                          AK-47 is the most reliable but not the most accuarate of the 2

                          Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          More reliable wins in my opinion. AK-47 is also easier to clean and to keep clean.

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                          • V Vasily Tserekh

                            which weapon will you choose for a world war conflict supposing the ammo for each one will be the same

                            The safest way to remain in poverty is to be an honored man. Napoleon Bonaparte

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                            Wiki Comparison[^] Seems appropriate :)

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                            • V Vasily Tserekh

                              which weapon will you choose for a world war conflict supposing the ammo for each one will be the same

                              The safest way to remain in poverty is to be an honored man. Napoleon Bonaparte

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                              It'd have to be the Davey Crocket[^]

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                War time or peach time, pleasuring Bieber would not be something I'd choose to do.

                                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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                                What if it was the only way to kill him?

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                                  What if it was the only way to kill him?

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                                  Anyway would be a good way

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    War time or peach time, pleasuring Bieber would not be something I'd choose to do.

                                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    May I bring the gentleman's attention to the second line of his signature X|


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                                    • V Vasily Tserekh

                                      which weapon will you choose for a world war conflict supposing the ammo for each one will be the same

                                      The safest way to remain in poverty is to be an honored man. Napoleon Bonaparte

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                                      Lost User
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                                      The AK.

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                                      • L lewax00

                                        What if it was the only way to kill him?

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        The sensible gentleman would find another way. There would have to be a rock handy in all that convenient rubble.

                                        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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                                        • J Jorgen Andersson

                                          More reliable wins in my opinion. AK-47 is also easier to clean and to keep clean.

                                          Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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                                          The reliability of the modern m16 is much better than it was in the original form. However, I do agree with you that the AK-47 is more rugged, easier to clean and upkeep, plus you can pretty much do anything to them and they keep firing. The AK-47 would be my choice as well. Plus if you get a high quality AK variant, they are just as accurate.

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