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  • C Corporal Agarn

    Could you repeat that?

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    cpkilekofp
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    I would, but nothing recurs to mind :-D

    "Seize the day" - Horace "It's not what he doesn't know that scares me; it's what he knows for sure that just ain't so!" - Will Rogers, said by him about Herbert Hoover

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    • L Lost User

      I tried lots of things but it not work.

      Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012

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      No, that's just half of my open questions on [another web site].

      "Seize the day" - Horace "It's not what he doesn't know that scares me; it's what he knows for sure that just ain't so!" - Will Rogers, said by him about Herbert Hoover

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      • W wizardzz

        Don't forget that Schroedinger guy's cat...

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        Yeah...that thing dead yet??

        "Seize the day" - Horace "It's not what he doesn't know that scares me; it's what he knows for sure that just ain't so!" - Will Rogers, said by him about Herbert Hoover

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        • W wizardzz

          We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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          "By the time Y2K comes around I'll be working somewhere else, so why should I worry about those two-digits years in those reports I just wrote?" - Yes, this guy is real, and stopped talking to me after I reminded him of this statement for the tenth time.

          "Seize the day" - Horace "It's not what he doesn't know that scares me; it's what he knows for sure that just ain't so!" - Will Rogers, said by him about Herbert Hoover

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          • C cpkilekofp

            Yeah...that thing dead yet??

            "Seize the day" - Horace "It's not what he doesn't know that scares me; it's what he knows for sure that just ain't so!" - Will Rogers, said by him about Herbert Hoover

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            Maybe, go check.

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            • M Matt U

              I don't recall VB having a character to end each statement so I believe it should be "I write in VB exclusively" :)

              djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

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              adam j rowe
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              He could have them on separate lines, like this: "I write in VB exclusively" & _ ":)"

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              • A agolddog

                I actually had a guy say to some of us in a status meeting: "I didn't know what that code was doing, so I took it out." He didn't last much longer after that.

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                Nicolas Dorier
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                That's my strategy to deal with the unknown... Because it is only when something crash that we can understand what it was useful for. :) Dead code is far more dangerous (because it accumulate) than a one time crash !

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                • A adam j rowe

                  He could have them on separate lines, like this: "I write in VB exclusively" & _ ":)"

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                  Matt U
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                  "I write in VB exclusively" & VbCrLf & ":)" ... Perhaps? Haha.

                  djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    "Hm...must post another reply[^] to wizardzz newest joke thread."

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                    Brisingr Aerowing
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                    ztg@brain $ cpparse -messageId "4349263" -forum "The Lounge" -followLinks "true" parsing..... ERROR: STACK OVERFLOW ztg@brain $

                    I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking

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                    • B Brisingr Aerowing

                      ztg@brain $ cpparse -messageId "4349263" -forum "The Lounge" -followLinks "true" parsing..... ERROR: STACK OVERFLOW ztg@brain $

                      I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking

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                      Andrew Rissing
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                      Haha... :D

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