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  • W wizardzz

    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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    Lost User
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    My code is right, but it's not working! (Refer to the latest questions and you will see this topic)

    Meysam

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    • W wizardzz

      I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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      Paul Conrad
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      I'm tempted to make one: "Need Farcebook style web site, $100 budget, URGENT!!!" :laugh:

      "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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      • W wizardzz

        Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        wizardzz wrote:

        Cause I'm cute?

        You're not cute: you look like CP Bob: a short fat green dude.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        • A Andy Brummer

          How do you tell if a number is negative? - I've been asked this by a co-worker in real life.

          Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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          wizardzz
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          Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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          • W wizardzz

            Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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            Andy Brummer
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            nice! :-D

            Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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            • C Chris Meech

              It works fine on my machine. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              thatraja
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              It worked fine on my machine yesterday.

              thatraja

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              • A Andy Brummer

                I was stunned for a minute, kind of the same way I'd react if you asked me to help you tie your shoes because you forgot how. When I stammered less than zero, her face lit up and she thanked me for helping her out, because I'm just that awesome.

                Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                And if she has to bend over to tie her shoes...? :cool:

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                • W wizardzz

                  Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                  thatraja
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                  /**************************
                  ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
                  You're entering into very dangerous millions lines of code
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                  {
                  ....
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                  ....
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                  }

                  thatraja

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    "640K is enough for anyone."

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                      wizardzz
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                      We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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                      • W wizardzz

                        We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        We'll save memory by using integers to store telephone numbers!

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                        • L Lost User

                          I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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                          Colin Mullikin
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                          It is a bit tricky... :laugh:

                          The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                          • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                            What debugger?

                            "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            "When I was your age we didn't have debuggers!"

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                            • W wizardzz

                              Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                              Ravi Bhavnani
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                              Storing passwords in plain-text makes for the fastest login experience. /ravi

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                                Storing passwords in plain-text makes for the fastest login experience. /ravi

                                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                wizardzz
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                                and password recovery is a breeze!

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  The world's first Software Developer: "I don't think it's supposed to go in that hole, Mr. Babbage."

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                    Karl Sanford
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                                    Have any of you ever heard of this 'GridView'?

                                    wizardzz wrote:

                                    Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185?

                                    I think a regular rotation of things like this would be fun.

                                    Be The Noise

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      My Project is really Service Oriented because I have 10 Web Service in it!

                                      Meysam

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                                      Zabuzamomochi
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                                      My software architecture is SOA because it sends SOAP messages

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                                      • A Andrew Rissing

                                        The coder who writes a Skype-like[^] website for $1,500.

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                                        Oshtri Deka
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                                        This is kind of sad.

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                          BillWoodruff
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                                          Of course the prototype doesn't do anything yet: we are still in the n-tier architectural phase.

                                          "If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer ?" Stephen Wright

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