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  • W wizardzz

    Wow, um, wow.

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    Paul Conrad
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    I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

    "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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      I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

      "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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      wizardzz
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      I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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      • C Colin Mullikin

        Mike Mullikin wrote:

        Nah... we don't need to worry about patents

        I believe what you meant was, "Patents!? We don't need no stinkin' patents!"

        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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        Lost User
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        I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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        • W wizardzz

          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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          Lost User
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          My code is right, but it's not working! (Refer to the latest questions and you will see this topic)

          Meysam

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          • W wizardzz

            I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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            Paul Conrad
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            I'm tempted to make one: "Need Farcebook style web site, $100 budget, URGENT!!!" :laugh:

            "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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            • W wizardzz

              Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              wizardzz wrote:

              Cause I'm cute?

              You're not cute: you look like CP Bob: a short fat green dude.

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              • A Andy Brummer

                How do you tell if a number is negative? - I've been asked this by a co-worker in real life.

                Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                wizardzz
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                Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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                • W wizardzz

                  Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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                  Andy Brummer
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                  nice! :-D

                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                  • C Chris Meech

                    It works fine on my machine. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                    thatraja
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                    It worked fine on my machine yesterday.

                    thatraja

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                    • A Andy Brummer

                      I was stunned for a minute, kind of the same way I'd react if you asked me to help you tie your shoes because you forgot how. When I stammered less than zero, her face lit up and she thanked me for helping her out, because I'm just that awesome.

                      Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      And if she has to bend over to tie her shoes...? :cool:

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                      • W wizardzz

                        Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                        thatraja
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                        • W wizardzz

                          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          "640K is enough for anyone."

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                            wizardzz
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                            We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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                              We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              We'll save memory by using integers to store telephone numbers!

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                              • L Lost User

                                I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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                                Colin Mullikin
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                                It is a bit tricky... :laugh:

                                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                  What debugger?

                                  "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  "When I was your age we didn't have debuggers!"

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                                    Storing passwords in plain-text makes for the fastest login experience. /ravi

                                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                    • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                      Storing passwords in plain-text makes for the fastest login experience. /ravi

                                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                      wizardzz
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                                      and password recovery is a breeze!

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        The world's first Software Developer: "I don't think it's supposed to go in that hole, Mr. Babbage."

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                          Karl Sanford
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                                          Have any of you ever heard of this 'GridView'?

                                          wizardzz wrote:

                                          Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185?

                                          I think a regular rotation of things like this would be fun.

                                          Be The Noise

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