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  • A Andrew Rissing

    You should for good measure discuss Heisenberg's uncertainty principle too. Once you're measured the value to see if it is negative, you have modified it.

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    wizardzz
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    Don't forget that Schroedinger guy's cat...

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      My Project is really Service Oriented because I have 10 Web Service in it!

      Meysam

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      wizardzz
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      :thumbsup: That's a Yakov Smirnoff styled one.

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        Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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        egenis
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        Metro

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        • R R Giskard Reventlov

          My head asplode!!! BTW: why are we writing your material for you???

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          wizardzz
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          Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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          • W wizardzz

            :thumbsup: That's a Yakov Smirnoff styled one.

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            Lost User
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            Consider my feelings when I was discussing with a guy who said this! Yeah, it just happened.

            Meysam

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            • W wizardzz

              Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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              Richard Cunday
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              I code exclusively in Demoshield!

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              • R Rage

                "I build using my plain english compiler". (This is for the dinausors here.)

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                Paul Conrad
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                Uh oh, trying to summon The Grand What's-His-Face?

                "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                  Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                  Ravi Bhavnani
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                  "I recommend everyone on the team use Eclipse." /ravi

                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Wow, um, wow.

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

                    "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                      I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

                      "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                      wizardzz
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                      I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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                        Mike Mullikin wrote:

                        Nah... we don't need to worry about patents

                        I believe what you meant was, "Patents!? We don't need no stinkin' patents!"

                        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                        Lost User
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                        I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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                        • W wizardzz

                          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                          Lost User
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                          My code is right, but it's not working! (Refer to the latest questions and you will see this topic)

                          Meysam

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                          • W wizardzz

                            I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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                            Paul Conrad
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                            I'm tempted to make one: "Need Farcebook style web site, $100 budget, URGENT!!!" :laugh:

                            "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                            • W wizardzz

                              Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              wizardzz wrote:

                              Cause I'm cute?

                              You're not cute: you look like CP Bob: a short fat green dude.

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              • A Andy Brummer

                                How do you tell if a number is negative? - I've been asked this by a co-worker in real life.

                                Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                wizardzz
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                                Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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                                  Andy Brummer
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                                  nice! :-D

                                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                  • C Chris Meech

                                    It works fine on my machine. :)

                                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                    thatraja
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                                    It worked fine on my machine yesterday.

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                                    • A Andy Brummer

                                      I was stunned for a minute, kind of the same way I'd react if you asked me to help you tie your shoes because you forgot how. When I stammered less than zero, her face lit up and she thanked me for helping her out, because I'm just that awesome.

                                      Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      And if she has to bend over to tie her shoes...? :cool:

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                                        Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                        thatraja
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                                          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                          PIEBALDconsult
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                                          "640K is enough for anyone."

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