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  • C Colin Mullikin

    Mike Mullikin wrote:

    Nah... we don't need to worry about patents

    I believe what you meant was, "Patents!? We don't need no stinkin' patents!"

    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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    Lost User
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    I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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      Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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      Lost User
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      My code is right, but it's not working! (Refer to the latest questions and you will see this topic)

      Meysam

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      • W wizardzz

        I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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        Paul Conrad
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        I'm tempted to make one: "Need Farcebook style web site, $100 budget, URGENT!!!" :laugh:

        "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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        • W wizardzz

          Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          wizardzz wrote:

          Cause I'm cute?

          You're not cute: you look like CP Bob: a short fat green dude.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          • A Andy Brummer

            How do you tell if a number is negative? - I've been asked this by a co-worker in real life.

            Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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            wizardzz
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            Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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            • W wizardzz

              Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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              Andy Brummer
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              nice! :-D

              Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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              • C Chris Meech

                It works fine on my machine. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                thatraja
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                It worked fine on my machine yesterday.

                thatraja

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                • A Andy Brummer

                  I was stunned for a minute, kind of the same way I'd react if you asked me to help you tie your shoes because you forgot how. When I stammered less than zero, her face lit up and she thanked me for helping her out, because I'm just that awesome.

                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  And if she has to bend over to tie her shoes...? :cool:

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                    thatraja
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                    /**************************
                    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
                    You're entering into very dangerous millions lines of code
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                    {
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                    }

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      "640K is enough for anyone."

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                      • W wizardzz

                        Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                        wizardzz
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                        We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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                        • W wizardzz

                          We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          We'll save memory by using integers to store telephone numbers!

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                            I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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                            Colin Mullikin
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                            It is a bit tricky... :laugh:

                            The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                              What debugger?

                              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              "When I was your age we didn't have debuggers!"

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                              • W wizardzz

                                Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                Storing passwords in plain-text makes for the fastest login experience. /ravi

                                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                  Storing passwords in plain-text makes for the fastest login experience. /ravi

                                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                  wizardzz
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                                  and password recovery is a breeze!

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                    PIEBALDconsult
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                                    The world's first Software Developer: "I don't think it's supposed to go in that hole, Mr. Babbage."

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                                      Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                      Karl Sanford
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                                      Have any of you ever heard of this 'GridView'?

                                      wizardzz wrote:

                                      Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185?

                                      I think a regular rotation of things like this would be fun.

                                      Be The Noise

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        My Project is really Service Oriented because I have 10 Web Service in it!

                                        Meysam

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                                        Zabuzamomochi
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                                        My software architecture is SOA because it sends SOAP messages

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          The coder who writes a Skype-like[^] website for $1,500.

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                                          Oshtri Deka
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                                          This is kind of sad.

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