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  • A AspDotNetDev

    I'm sure you told them of the complexities of dropping down to assembly language to check the sign bit, which can vary depending on the byte ordering and the bit ordering, what number system is used (floating point, two's complement, ones' complement, etc.), the size of numbers on different architectures (e.g., 32-bit, 64-bit) and compilers (e.g., Intel C++, Microsoft C++), and the assembly instruction set supported (e.g., x86, MIPS). It's a very difficult task, you see.

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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    Colin Mullikin
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    AspDotNetDev wrote:

    MIPS

    This brings back some bad college memories... :mad:

    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      AspDotNetDev wrote:

      MIPS

      This brings back some bad college memories... :mad:

      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      AspDotNetDev
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      College is the only reason I am familiar with MIPS. :)

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      • W wizardzz

        Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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        Lost User
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        My Project is really Service Oriented because I have 10 Web Service in it!

        Meysam

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        • A AspDotNetDev

          Oh dear me, how could I forget Heisenberg's uncertainty principle! While I'm at it, I also forgot about multi-threading volatility, and the susceptibility of non-ECC RAM to errors (which is even less severe than errors caused by paged virtual memory)! Certainly, there should be some locking and some replicated values to account for such common occurrences. Oh, and if the system does not include hardware-level prevention of buffer overflows, there may need to be some work done to prevent the sign bit from being overwritten by external programs, of course.

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          Andy Brummer
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          AspDotNetDev wrote:

          susceptibility of non-ECC RAM to errors

          I just like saying Cosmic Rays![^]

          Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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          • A AspDotNetDev

            I'm sure you told them of the complexities of dropping down to assembly language to check the sign bit, which can vary depending on the byte ordering and the bit ordering, what number system is used (floating point, two's complement, ones' complement, etc.), the size of numbers on different architectures (e.g., 32-bit, 64-bit) and compilers (e.g., Intel C++, Microsoft C++), and the assembly instruction set supported (e.g., x86, MIPS). It's a very difficult task, you see.

            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            Andy Brummer
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            I was stunned for a minute, kind of the same way I'd react if you asked me to help you tie your shoes because you forgot how. When I stammered less than zero, her face lit up and she thanked me for helping her out, because I'm just that awesome.

            Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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            • W wizardzz

              Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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              Rutvik Dave
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              Oh that was 'documentation'? I thought it was 'specification' I wrote software for that. :-D now who is going to write documentation for this?

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                You should for good measure discuss Heisenberg's uncertainty principle too. Once you're measured the value to see if it is negative, you have modified it.

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                wizardzz
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                Don't forget that Schroedinger guy's cat...

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                  My Project is really Service Oriented because I have 10 Web Service in it!

                  Meysam

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                  wizardzz
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                  :thumbsup: That's a Yakov Smirnoff styled one.

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                    egenis
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                    Metro

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      My head asplode!!! BTW: why are we writing your material for you???

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      wizardzz
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                      Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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                        :thumbsup: That's a Yakov Smirnoff styled one.

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                        Lost User
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                        Consider my feelings when I was discussing with a guy who said this! Yeah, it just happened.

                        Meysam

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                        • W wizardzz

                          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                          Richard Cunday
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                          I code exclusively in Demoshield!

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                            "I build using my plain english compiler". (This is for the dinausors here.)

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                            Paul Conrad
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                            Uh oh, trying to summon The Grand What's-His-Face?

                            "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                              Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                              Ravi Bhavnani
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                              "I recommend everyone on the team use Eclipse." /ravi

                              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                              • W wizardzz

                                Wow, um, wow.

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                                Paul Conrad
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                                I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

                                "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                                  I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

                                  "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                                  wizardzz
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                                  I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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                                  • C Colin Mullikin

                                    Mike Mullikin wrote:

                                    Nah... we don't need to worry about patents

                                    I believe what you meant was, "Patents!? We don't need no stinkin' patents!"

                                    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                    Lost User
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                                    I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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                                      Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                      Lost User
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                                      My code is right, but it's not working! (Refer to the latest questions and you will see this topic)

                                      Meysam

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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                                        Paul Conrad
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                                        I'm tempted to make one: "Need Farcebook style web site, $100 budget, URGENT!!!" :laugh:

                                        "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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                                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                                          wizardzz wrote:

                                          Cause I'm cute?

                                          You're not cute: you look like CP Bob: a short fat green dude.

                                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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