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  • W wizardzz

    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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    egenis
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    Metro

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      My head asplode!!! BTW: why are we writing your material for you???

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      wizardzz
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      Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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      • W wizardzz

        :thumbsup: That's a Yakov Smirnoff styled one.

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        Lost User
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        Consider my feelings when I was discussing with a guy who said this! Yeah, it just happened.

        Meysam

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        • W wizardzz

          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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          Richard Cunday
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          I code exclusively in Demoshield!

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          • R Rage

            "I build using my plain english compiler". (This is for the dinausors here.)

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            Paul Conrad
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            Uh oh, trying to summon The Grand What's-His-Face?

            "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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            • W wizardzz

              Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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              Ravi Bhavnani
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              "I recommend everyone on the team use Eclipse." /ravi

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              • W wizardzz

                Wow, um, wow.

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                Paul Conrad
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                I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

                "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                  I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

                  "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                  wizardzz
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                  I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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                    Nah... we don't need to worry about patents

                    I believe what you meant was, "Patents!? We don't need no stinkin' patents!"

                    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                    Lost User
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                    I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                      Lost User
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                      My code is right, but it's not working! (Refer to the latest questions and you will see this topic)

                      Meysam

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                      • W wizardzz

                        I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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                        Paul Conrad
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                        I'm tempted to make one: "Need Farcebook style web site, $100 budget, URGENT!!!" :laugh:

                        "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                        • W wizardzz

                          Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                          wizardzz wrote:

                          Cause I'm cute?

                          You're not cute: you look like CP Bob: a short fat green dude.

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                          • A Andy Brummer

                            How do you tell if a number is negative? - I've been asked this by a co-worker in real life.

                            Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                            wizardzz
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                            Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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                            • W wizardzz

                              Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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                              Andy Brummer
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                              nice! :-D

                              Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                It works fine on my machine. :)

                                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                thatraja
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                                It worked fine on my machine yesterday.

                                thatraja

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                                • A Andy Brummer

                                  I was stunned for a minute, kind of the same way I'd react if you asked me to help you tie your shoes because you forgot how. When I stammered less than zero, her face lit up and she thanked me for helping her out, because I'm just that awesome.

                                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  And if she has to bend over to tie her shoes...? :cool:

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                    thatraja
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                                    /**************************
                                    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
                                    You're entering into very dangerous millions lines of code
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                                    thatraja

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      "640K is enough for anyone."

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                                        Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                        wizardzz
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                                        We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          We'll save memory by using a 2 digit year!

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                                          PIEBALDconsult
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                                          We'll save memory by using integers to store telephone numbers!

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