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  • W wizardzz

    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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    Rutvik Dave
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    Oh that was 'documentation'? I thought it was 'specification' I wrote software for that. :-D now who is going to write documentation for this?

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      You should for good measure discuss Heisenberg's uncertainty principle too. Once you're measured the value to see if it is negative, you have modified it.

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      wizardzz
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      Don't forget that Schroedinger guy's cat...

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        My Project is really Service Oriented because I have 10 Web Service in it!

        Meysam

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        wizardzz
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        :thumbsup: That's a Yakov Smirnoff styled one.

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        • W wizardzz

          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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          egenis
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          Metro

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          • R R Giskard Reventlov

            My head asplode!!! BTW: why are we writing your material for you???

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            wizardzz
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            Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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            • W wizardzz

              :thumbsup: That's a Yakov Smirnoff styled one.

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              Lost User
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              Consider my feelings when I was discussing with a guy who said this! Yeah, it just happened.

              Meysam

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              • W wizardzz

                Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                Richard Cunday
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                I code exclusively in Demoshield!

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                • R Rage

                  "I build using my plain english compiler". (This is for the dinausors here.)

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                  Paul Conrad
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                  Uh oh, trying to summon The Grand What's-His-Face?

                  "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                    "I recommend everyone on the team use Eclipse." /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Wow, um, wow.

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                      Paul Conrad
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                      I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

                      "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                        I don't know who is the bigger idiot, the guy willing to do that for $1,500 or the guy that wants it done for $1,500... :rolleyes: ...and a red flag... "Buyer cannot cover the payment on-site." :wtf:

                        "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                        wizardzz
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                        I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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                          Nah... we don't need to worry about patents

                          I believe what you meant was, "Patents!? We don't need no stinkin' patents!"

                          The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                          Lost User
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                          I just couldn't imagine that with a Korean accent.

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                            Lost User
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                            My code is right, but it's not working! (Refer to the latest questions and you will see this topic)

                            Meysam

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                            • W wizardzz

                              I love when idiots find each other. Idiot bliss.

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                              Paul Conrad
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                              I'm tempted to make one: "Need Farcebook style web site, $100 budget, URGENT!!!" :laugh:

                              "Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus

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                              • W wizardzz

                                Cause I'm cute? You guys write it for each other, I don't retell jokes I didn't write.

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                                R Giskard Reventlov
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                                wizardzz wrote:

                                Cause I'm cute?

                                You're not cute: you look like CP Bob: a short fat green dude.

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                • A Andy Brummer

                                  How do you tell if a number is negative? - I've been asked this by a co-worker in real life.

                                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                  wizardzz
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                                  Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    Well, if he never has anything nice to say, he's quite negative.

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                                    Andy Brummer
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                                    nice! :-D

                                    Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                    • C Chris Meech

                                      It works fine on my machine. :)

                                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                      thatraja
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                                      It worked fine on my machine yesterday.

                                      thatraja

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                                      • A Andy Brummer

                                        I was stunned for a minute, kind of the same way I'd react if you asked me to help you tie your shoes because you forgot how. When I stammered less than zero, her face lit up and she thanked me for helping her out, because I'm just that awesome.

                                        Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        And if she has to bend over to tie her shoes...? :cool:

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          Based on some feedback, I will be mixing in other games with 185. Or do you guys want it in addition to daily 185? Either way, here's a new one. It's called "World's Worst." It's a one liner game, so really try to keep them as one liners. And DO NOT copy and paste a joke, or retell a joke, it won't be funny and on stage, you'd get called out. I'll reply with a couple to get started. Keep in mind, references to others tend to gets high points. If anyone is still struggling to grasp it, here's a version from the World's Worst TV show: [^] "The World's Worst Software Developer"

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                                          thatraja
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                                          thatraja

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