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Scientists grow bacon fron stem cells.

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Until they can genetically engineer some kind of animal that can give us Bacon and Gammon and Ham and Pork and Crackling I will stick to the old fashioned method!

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Until they can genetically engineer some kind of animal that can give us Bacon and Gammon and Ham and Pork and Crackling I will stick to the old fashioned method!

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      c2423
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      Yeah, right Dave. A wonderful, "magical" animal.

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        They need to create a pig that regrows itself and lays eggs - the breakfast animal.

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        jim lahey
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        With their innate ability to find truffles, I reckon this amazing breakfast animal of yours could find a few mushrooms too.

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        • L Lost User

          :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

          The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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          jim lahey
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          This is old news. If you want to make pork you put a mummy pig and a daddy pig who love each other very much.. you know the rest.

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            :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

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            Mike Hankey
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            Although the lab-grown strips of meat don't yet taste or look much like pork (researchers say it has the consistency and feel of scallop),

            I'd rather have sea weed as opposed to this.

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            • M Mike Hankey

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              Although the lab-grown strips of meat don't yet taste or look much like pork (researchers say it has the consistency and feel of scallop),

              I'd rather have sea weed as opposed to this.

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              loctrice
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              There are plenty of people that eat sea weed. Just sayin.

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                :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

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                Rage
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                You cannot grow bacon. What makes bacon be bacon is the grilling part.

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                • L Lost User

                  :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

                  The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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                  Lost User
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                  It's time for scientists to just stop already.

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                  • L loctrice

                    There are plenty of people that eat sea weed. Just sayin.

                    If it moves, compile it

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    loctrice wrote:

                    There are plenty of people that eat sea weed.

                    Yes I know my point was it looks more attractive then this sounds.

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                    • L Lost User

                      They need to create a pig that regrows itself and lays eggs - the breakfast animal.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                      ChrisElston wrote:

                      They need to create a pig that regrows itself

                      They always did -- the line "Cutting slices off their bums" in the song "There is a happy land" is based on reality; pigs' bums grow back.

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        ChrisElston wrote:

                        They need to create a pig that regrows itself

                        They always did -- the line "Cutting slices off their bums" in the song "There is a happy land" is based on reality; pigs' bums grow back.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Mark Wallace wrote:

                        pigs' bums grow back.

                        Hmm, they must be female pigs - I've noticed that many a woman's bum never stops growing. Mention it just the once...

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                          :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

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                          Welcome to 2010. Back here in 2012, there was supposed to be a lab-grown piece of meat of useful size in October, but the last time I heard about it was in February. Perhaps it didn't work out.

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                          • M Mike Hankey

                            loctrice wrote:

                            There are plenty of people that eat sea weed.

                            Yes I know my point was it looks more attractive then this sounds.

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                            loctrice
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                            Mike Hankey wrote:

                            Yes I know my point was ...

                            You shouldn't be running around making points. These are serious forums. Besides, this is a discussion about science and bacon.

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                              Mike Hankey wrote:

                              Yes I know my point was ...

                              You shouldn't be running around making points. These are serious forums. Besides, this is a discussion about science and bacon.

                              If it moves, compile it

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              loctrice wrote:

                              You shouldn't be running around making points

                              Could put someones eye out?

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                                Mark Wallace wrote:

                                pigs' bums grow back.

                                Hmm, they must be female pigs - I've noticed that many a woman's bum never stops growing. Mention it just the once...

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                I have a feeling that it'll be you who stops growing, if persons of the wrong gender clap their eyes om your posting.

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                                • L loctrice

                                  There are plenty of people that eat sea weed. Just sayin.

                                  If it moves, compile it

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  loctrice wrote:

                                  There are plenty of people that eat sea weed

                                  Just about everyone does; it's a major component of packaged foods. Nicer fresh, though.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    Welcome to 2010. Back here in 2012, there was supposed to be a lab-grown piece of meat of useful size in October, but the last time I heard about it was in February. Perhaps it didn't work out.

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                                    Jan Steyn
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                                    It is like an MS release date. Keeps moving.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      They need to create a pig that regrows itself and lays eggs - the breakfast animal.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                      Chris Quinn
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                                      Reminds me of an old joke about a three-legged pig

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                                      • C Chris Quinn

                                        Reminds me of an old joke about a three-legged pig

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                                        Well quite, when you have a pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once.

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                                          :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

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                                          Rob Graham
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                                          Soylent Pig?

                                          "People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them." Eric Hoffer "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" John Scalzi "Only buzzards feed on their friends" Patrick Dorinson

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