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Scientists grow bacon fron stem cells.

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  • L Lost User

    :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

    The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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    Lost User
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    It's time for scientists to just stop already.

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    • L loctrice

      There are plenty of people that eat sea weed. Just sayin.

      If it moves, compile it

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      Mike Hankey
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      loctrice wrote:

      There are plenty of people that eat sea weed.

      Yes I know my point was it looks more attractive then this sounds.

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        They need to create a pig that regrows itself and lays eggs - the breakfast animal.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        ChrisElston wrote:

        They need to create a pig that regrows itself

        They always did -- the line "Cutting slices off their bums" in the song "There is a happy land" is based on reality; pigs' bums grow back.

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          ChrisElston wrote:

          They need to create a pig that regrows itself

          They always did -- the line "Cutting slices off their bums" in the song "There is a happy land" is based on reality; pigs' bums grow back.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Lost User
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          Mark Wallace wrote:

          pigs' bums grow back.

          Hmm, they must be female pigs - I've noticed that many a woman's bum never stops growing. Mention it just the once...

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          • L Lost User

            :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

            The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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            Lost User
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            Welcome to 2010. Back here in 2012, there was supposed to be a lab-grown piece of meat of useful size in October, but the last time I heard about it was in February. Perhaps it didn't work out.

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              loctrice wrote:

              There are plenty of people that eat sea weed.

              Yes I know my point was it looks more attractive then this sounds.

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              loctrice
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              Mike Hankey wrote:

              Yes I know my point was ...

              You shouldn't be running around making points. These are serious forums. Besides, this is a discussion about science and bacon.

              If it moves, compile it

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                Mike Hankey wrote:

                Yes I know my point was ...

                You shouldn't be running around making points. These are serious forums. Besides, this is a discussion about science and bacon.

                If it moves, compile it

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                Mike Hankey
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                loctrice wrote:

                You shouldn't be running around making points

                Could put someones eye out?

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                • L Lost User

                  Mark Wallace wrote:

                  pigs' bums grow back.

                  Hmm, they must be female pigs - I've noticed that many a woman's bum never stops growing. Mention it just the once...

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  I have a feeling that it'll be you who stops growing, if persons of the wrong gender clap their eyes om your posting.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • L loctrice

                    There are plenty of people that eat sea weed. Just sayin.

                    If it moves, compile it

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    loctrice wrote:

                    There are plenty of people that eat sea weed

                    Just about everyone does; it's a major component of packaged foods. Nicer fresh, though.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • L Lost User

                      Welcome to 2010. Back here in 2012, there was supposed to be a lab-grown piece of meat of useful size in October, but the last time I heard about it was in February. Perhaps it didn't work out.

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                      Jan Steyn
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                      It is like an MS release date. Keeps moving.

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                      • L Lost User

                        They need to create a pig that regrows itself and lays eggs - the breakfast animal.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                        Chris Quinn
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                        Reminds me of an old joke about a three-legged pig

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                          Reminds me of an old joke about a three-legged pig

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                          Well quite, when you have a pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once.

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                          • L Lost User

                            :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

                            The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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                            Rob Graham
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                            Soylent Pig?

                            "People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them." Eric Hoffer "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" John Scalzi "Only buzzards feed on their friends" Patrick Dorinson

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                            • J jim lahey

                              With their innate ability to find truffles, I reckon this amazing breakfast animal of yours could find a few mushrooms too.

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                              Andrew Rissing
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                              Now, if it only produced milk as well.

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                                You cannot grow bacon. What makes bacon be bacon is the grilling part.

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                                Andrew Rissing
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                                You mean the salting, smoking, and then grilling part.

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                                • L Lost User

                                  :wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:

                                  The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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                                  Clifford Nelson
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                                  For some reason makes me think of Soylent Green. Maybe because the product is so far from the source. Still wonder how you get the stem cells. Don't you need lots of animals for that. Why not just go to Algae as the raw product?

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    Welcome to 2010. Back here in 2012, there was supposed to be a lab-grown piece of meat of useful size in October, but the last time I heard about it was in February. Perhaps it didn't work out.

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                                    Albert Holguin
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                                    See zombie posts for more information.

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                                    • A Andrew Rissing

                                      Now, if it only produced milk as well.

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                                      jim lahey
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                                      And shat black pudding. On a separate note, I still don't know where the fried bread is going to come from.

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