Scientists grow bacon fron stem cells.
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They need to create a pig that regrows itself and lays eggs - the breakfast animal.
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ChrisElston wrote:
They need to create a pig that regrows itself
They always did -- the line "Cutting slices off their bums" in the song "There is a happy land" is based on reality; pigs' bums grow back.
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ChrisElston wrote:
They need to create a pig that regrows itself
They always did -- the line "Cutting slices off their bums" in the song "There is a happy land" is based on reality; pigs' bums grow back.
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Mark Wallace wrote:
pigs' bums grow back.
Hmm, they must be female pigs - I've noticed that many a woman's bum never stops growing. Mention it just the once...
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:wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:
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loctrice wrote:
There are plenty of people that eat sea weed.
Yes I know my point was it looks more attractive then this sounds.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
Yes I know my point was ...
You shouldn't be running around making points. These are serious forums. Besides, this is a discussion about science and bacon.
If it moves, compile it
loctrice wrote:
You shouldn't be running around making points
Could put someones eye out?
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Mark Wallace wrote:
pigs' bums grow back.
Hmm, they must be female pigs - I've noticed that many a woman's bum never stops growing. Mention it just the once...
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I have a feeling that it'll be you who stops growing, if persons of the wrong gender clap their eyes om your posting.
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loctrice wrote:
There are plenty of people that eat sea weed
Just about everyone does; it's a major component of packaged foods. Nicer fresh, though.
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Welcome to 2010. Back here in 2012, there was supposed to be a lab-grown piece of meat of useful size in October, but the last time I heard about it was in February. Perhaps it didn't work out.
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They need to create a pig that regrows itself and lays eggs - the breakfast animal.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Reminds me of an old joke about a three-legged pig
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Reminds me of an old joke about a three-legged pig
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:wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:
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Soylent Pig?
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With their innate ability to find truffles, I reckon this amazing breakfast animal of yours could find a few mushrooms too.
Now, if it only produced milk as well.
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You cannot grow bacon. What makes bacon be bacon is the grilling part.
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You mean the salting, smoking, and then grilling part.
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:wtf: Scientists grow bacon from stem cells[^] :doh:
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!
For some reason makes me think of Soylent Green. Maybe because the product is so far from the source. Still wonder how you get the stem cells. Don't you need lots of animals for that. Why not just go to Algae as the raw product?
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Welcome to 2010. Back here in 2012, there was supposed to be a lab-grown piece of meat of useful size in October, but the last time I heard about it was in February. Perhaps it didn't work out.
See zombie posts for more information.
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Now, if it only produced milk as well.