Gift a new car...
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Wife hints to husband for a new Car! "Dear! Buy me something that goes from 0 to 80 in 3 seconds when I am on it." . . . . . . . . . . . Husband gifted her a "Weight Machine".
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Wife hints to husband for a new Car! "Dear! Buy me something that goes from 0 to 80 in 3 seconds when I am on it." . . . . . . . . . . . Husband gifted her a "Weight Machine".
Sandeep Mewara Microsoft ASP.NET MVP 2012 & 2013 [My Blog]: Sandeep Mewara's Tech Journal! [My Latest Article]: HTML5 Quick Start Web Application
That is so hard to get on this side of the pond.
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That is so hard to get on this side of the pond.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
No kidding. For USians, if the wife stepped on the scale and saw 80, life would be good (rail thin, probably jailbait, but not the uproar that makes this joke work).
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That is so hard to get on this side of the pond.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
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Doesn't make much sense this side either. I don't think they make them as go up to 80 stone.
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To be "on it" may also be intended to mean "putting the pedal to the metal" with one's lead foot.
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Maybe she was alluding to hubby buying her a motor bike? ;P Cheers!
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Maybe she was alluding to hubby buying her a motor bike? ;P Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
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Maybe it was just an old joke poorly told.
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The units for 80, I guess is "kilograms", then it wouldn't be that poor a joke :) I guess that's what Sandeep intended too!
Cheers, Karthik
I think we all knew what the joke was. If you google "something that goes from 0 to in seconds" you get 435 million hits. It is an oft told joke, with slightly different upper values and times.
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No kidding. For USians, if the wife stepped on the scale and saw 80, life would be good (rail thin, probably jailbait, but not the uproar that makes this joke work).
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Wife hints to husband for a new Car! "Dear! Buy me something that goes from 0 to 80 in 3 seconds when I am on it." . . . . . . . . . . . Husband gifted her a "Weight Machine".
Sandeep Mewara Microsoft ASP.NET MVP 2012 & 2013 [My Blog]: Sandeep Mewara's Tech Journal! [My Latest Article]: HTML5 Quick Start Web Application
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I have a friend who had a countdown clock until the Olsen twins turned 18. Perhaps I've been warped by association. Also, I think Gimli would tip the scale a touch more than 80 pounds. Maybe your friends had a thing for midgets, and that's why you think of this first? ;P