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    Captain Price
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    Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

    "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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      Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

      "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.

      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

        "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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        jeron1
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        Laugh, obviously!

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          Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.

          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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          Captain Price
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          Oh ! That's cruel :wtf: I found that one funny. Learn to laugh dear :-D :-D :-D [No Offense]

          Pravinda the Magician

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            Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.

            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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            Now if it was your bosses Audi!

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              Oh ! That's cruel :wtf: I found that one funny. Learn to laugh dear :-D :-D :-D [No Offense]

              Pravinda the Magician

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Tell me something funny and I'll laugh. BTW - a slight hint here; most native English speakers find the usage of the word dear a touch creepy. I appreciate that it's a cultural thing, but dear is something that I either call my wife or shout out to warn the kids that something's just shot in front of the Range when we're off-roading.

              I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

                "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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                Keith Barrow
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                Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?

                “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                  Now if it was your bosses Audi!

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  If it's my bosses Audi then I paid for it, and she won't be happy.

                  I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

                    "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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                    Rutvik Dave
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                    Pravinda Ama. wrote:

                    enemy programmer

                    If it was a PHP programmer... then I will laugh. * 'it' was a typo, but now it is purposefully, not going to change it

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                      Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?

                      “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                      “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                      Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                      Rutvik Dave
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                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                      We only have three

                      Then he has to fall 4.25 times.

                      Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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                        Tell me something funny and I'll laugh. BTW - a slight hint here; most native English speakers find the usage of the word dear a touch creepy. I appreciate that it's a cultural thing, but dear is something that I either call my wife or shout out to warn the kids that something's just shot in front of the Range when we're off-roading.

                        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                        Captain Price
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                        :-\ Oh now I get it, you were the one who fall.

                        You Talkin' to me ?

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                          Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?

                          “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                          “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                          Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                          ZurdoDev
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                          Quote:

                          We only have three

                          Then the person actually has a chance of surviving the fall. Oh, then again, maybe that is even funnier. :)

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                            If it's my bosses Audi then I paid for it, and she won't be happy.

                            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                            Captain Price
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                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            she won't be happy

                            Now I know you have a female boss :laugh:

                            Pravinda the Magician

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                              Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.

                              I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                              The Bhai
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                              You didn't find it funny because you don't have an 'enemy programmer'. I suggest you get one.

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                                Oh ! That's cruel :wtf: I found that one funny. Learn to laugh dear :-D :-D :-D [No Offense]

                                Pravinda the Magician

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                To add to what Pete says about the word "dear" - it's best not to use it on the internet. Since you can't tell what sex a user is, there is a good chance they may be female, and in most of the western world, using "dear" to a female you aren't related to or in a relationship with is considered sexist and patronising.

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                                  Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

                                  "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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                                  enhzflep
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                                  Doesn't really seem like a glass half full/empty question to me, tbh. Option (a) The insurance company will replace the car Option (b) The HR department will replace the colleague. Option A is certain to be a slow process with a known end-point. Option B is likely to be a fast process with an indeterminate outcome. Think I'd just walk out of the office for the remainder of the day. Option A will suck, option B will more-likely-than-not suck. Either way, it's gonna take longer to get home tonight, may as well make a start! :-\

                                  Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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                                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                    she won't be happy

                                    Now I know you have a female boss :laugh:

                                    Pravinda the Magician

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Most married men do.

                                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                                      We only have three

                                      Then he has to fall 4.25 times.

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?

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                                        The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?

                                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                        Rutvik Dave
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                                        He is a programmer, he will figured it out. :)

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                                          The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?

                                          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                          Keith Barrow
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                                          Not to my Audi, I don't own one so probably my enemy programmer will probably hover where I would have parked it.

                                          “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                                          “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                                          Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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