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  • C Captain Price

    Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

    "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.

    I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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    • C Captain Price

      Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

      "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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      jeron1
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      Laugh, obviously!

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.

        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Captain Price
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        Oh ! That's cruel :wtf: I found that one funny. Learn to laugh dear :-D :-D :-D [No Offense]

        Pravinda the Magician

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.

          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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          Now if it was your bosses Audi!

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          • C Captain Price

            Oh ! That's cruel :wtf: I found that one funny. Learn to laugh dear :-D :-D :-D [No Offense]

            Pravinda the Magician

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Tell me something funny and I'll laugh. BTW - a slight hint here; most native English speakers find the usage of the word dear a touch creepy. I appreciate that it's a cultural thing, but dear is something that I either call my wife or shout out to warn the kids that something's just shot in front of the Range when we're off-roading.

            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            • C Captain Price

              Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

              "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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              Keith Barrow
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              Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?

              “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
              “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

              Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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              • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                Now if it was your bosses Audi!

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                Pete OHanlon
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                If it's my bosses Audi then I paid for it, and she won't be happy.

                I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                • C Captain Price

                  Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

                  "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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                  Rutvik Dave
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                  Pravinda Ama. wrote:

                  enemy programmer

                  If it was a PHP programmer... then I will laugh. * 'it' was a typo, but now it is purposefully, not going to change it

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                  • K Keith Barrow

                    Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?

                    “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                    “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                    Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                    Rutvik Dave
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                    Keith Barrow wrote:

                    We only have three

                    Then he has to fall 4.25 times.

                    Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Tell me something funny and I'll laugh. BTW - a slight hint here; most native English speakers find the usage of the word dear a touch creepy. I appreciate that it's a cultural thing, but dear is something that I either call my wife or shout out to warn the kids that something's just shot in front of the Range when we're off-roading.

                      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      Captain Price
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                      :-\ Oh now I get it, you were the one who fall.

                      You Talkin' to me ?

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                      • K Keith Barrow

                        Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?

                        “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                        “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                        Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                        ZurdoDev
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                        Quote:

                        We only have three

                        Then the person actually has a chance of surviving the fall. Oh, then again, maybe that is even funnier. :)

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          If it's my bosses Audi then I paid for it, and she won't be happy.

                          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                          Captain Price
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                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          she won't be happy

                          Now I know you have a female boss :laugh:

                          Pravinda the Magician

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.

                            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                            The Bhai
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                            You didn't find it funny because you don't have an 'enemy programmer'. I suggest you get one.

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                            • C Captain Price

                              Oh ! That's cruel :wtf: I found that one funny. Learn to laugh dear :-D :-D :-D [No Offense]

                              Pravinda the Magician

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              To add to what Pete says about the word "dear" - it's best not to use it on the internet. Since you can't tell what sex a user is, there is a good chance they may be female, and in most of the western world, using "dear" to a female you aren't related to or in a relationship with is considered sexist and patronising.

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                              • C Captain Price

                                Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

                                "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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                                enhzflep
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                                Doesn't really seem like a glass half full/empty question to me, tbh. Option (a) The insurance company will replace the car Option (b) The HR department will replace the colleague. Option A is certain to be a slow process with a known end-point. Option B is likely to be a fast process with an indeterminate outcome. Think I'd just walk out of the office for the remainder of the day. Option A will suck, option B will more-likely-than-not suck. Either way, it's gonna take longer to get home tonight, may as well make a start! :-\

                                Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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                                • C Captain Price

                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  she won't be happy

                                  Now I know you have a female boss :laugh:

                                  Pravinda the Magician

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  Most married men do.

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                                  • R Rutvik Dave

                                    Keith Barrow wrote:

                                    We only have three

                                    Then he has to fall 4.25 times.

                                    Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?

                                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?

                                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                      Rutvik Dave
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                                      He is a programmer, he will figured it out. :)

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?

                                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                        Keith Barrow
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                                        Not to my Audi, I don't own one so probably my enemy programmer will probably hover where I would have parked it.

                                        “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                                        “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                                        Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                                        • R Rutvik Dave

                                          Pravinda Ama. wrote:

                                          enemy programmer

                                          If it was a PHP programmer... then I will laugh. * 'it' was a typo, but now it is purposefully, not going to change it

                                          Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

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                                          Espen Harlinn
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                                          Oh, Ruby[^]

                                          Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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