Mixed Emotions
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Tell me something funny and I'll laugh. BTW - a slight hint here; most native English speakers find the usage of the word dear a touch creepy. I appreciate that it's a cultural thing, but dear is something that I either call my wife or shout out to warn the kids that something's just shot in front of the Range when we're off-roading.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier:-\ Oh now I get it, you were the one who fall.
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Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?
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If it's my bosses Audi then I paid for it, and she won't be happy.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easierPete O'Hanlon wrote:
she won't be happy
Now I know you have a female boss :laugh:
Pravinda the Magician
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Sorry to tell you, but a good joke should have something to make you laugh in it.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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Oh ! That's cruel :wtf: I found that one funny. Learn to laugh dear :-D :-D :-D [No Offense]
Pravinda the Magician
To add to what Pete says about the word "dear" - it's best not to use it on the internet. Since you can't tell what sex a user is, there is a good chance they may be female, and in most of the western world, using "dear" to a female you aren't related to or in a relationship with is considered sexist and patronising.
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Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!
"I feel the need—the need for speed!"
Doesn't really seem like a glass half full/empty question to me, tbh. Option (a) The insurance company will replace the car Option (b) The HR department will replace the colleague. Option A is certain to be a slow process with a known end-point. Option B is likely to be a fast process with an indeterminate outcome. Think I'd just walk out of the office for the remainder of the day. Option A will suck, option B will more-likely-than-not suck. Either way, it's gonna take longer to get home tonight, may as well make a start! :-\
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
she won't be happy
Now I know you have a female boss :laugh:
Pravinda the Magician
Most married men do.
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Keith Barrow wrote:
We only have three
Then he has to fall 4.25 times.
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The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?
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The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?
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He is a programmer, he will figured it out. :)
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The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
Not to my Audi, I don't own one so probably my enemy programmer will probably hover where I would have parked it.
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Pravinda Ama. wrote:
enemy programmer
If it was a PHP programmer... then I will laugh. * 'it' was a typo, but now it is purposefully, not going to change it
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Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!
"I feel the need—the need for speed!"
That is a sad story any way you slice it. My reasoning is that if you're driving an Audi then you're probably the bad guy. The real story is that you (the Audi driver) just implemented a code review policy that probably caused the one productive programmer in your company to commit suicide. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Not to my Audi, I don't own one so probably my enemy programmer will probably hover where I would have parked it.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
Keith Barrow wrote:
I don't own one
Oh, you dont? I have one, it's in the showroom. I figured it's much secure there...from all these enemy programmers. ;P Also the parking is free, and did I mentioned free car wash?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
she won't be happy
Now I know you have a female boss :laugh:
Pravinda the Magician
Of course I do. I'm married to her. Any married man who claims they don't have a boss is badly misguided.
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Of course I do. I'm married to her. Any married man who claims they don't have a boss is badly misguided.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Most married men do.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
According to the translation of the mediaevalist wedding contract I signed, I'm in charge of the household. I should sue the missus for breach of contract. :laugh: :(( :laugh:
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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According to the translation of the mediaevalist wedding contract I signed, I'm in charge of the household. I should sue the missus for breach of contract. :laugh: :(( :laugh:
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
Joint account? :laugh:
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:-\ Oh now I get it, you were the one who fall.
You Talkin' to me ?
Still not funny.
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Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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According to the translation of the mediaevalist wedding contract I signed, I'm in charge of the household. I should sue the missus for breach of contract. :laugh: :(( :laugh:
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
