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  • R Rutvik Dave

    Pravinda Ama. wrote:

    enemy programmer

    If it was a PHP programmer... then I will laugh. * 'it' was a typo, but now it is purposefully, not going to change it

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    Espen Harlinn
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    Oh, Ruby[^]

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    • C Captain Price

      Your enemy programmer falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

      "I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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      Lost User
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      That is a sad story any way you slice it. My reasoning is that if you're driving an Audi then you're probably the bad guy. The real story is that you (the Audi driver) just implemented a code review policy that probably caused the one productive programmer in your company to commit suicide. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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      • K Keith Barrow

        Not to my Audi, I don't own one so probably my enemy programmer will probably hover where I would have parked it.

        “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
        “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

        Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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        Rutvik Dave
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        Keith Barrow wrote:

        I don't own one

        Oh, you dont? I have one, it's in the showroom. I figured it's much secure there...from all these enemy programmers. ;P Also the parking is free, and did I mentioned free car wash?

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        • C Captain Price

          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

          she won't be happy

          Now I know you have a female boss :laugh:

          Pravinda the Magician

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          Pete OHanlon
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          Of course I do. I'm married to her. Any married man who claims they don't have a boss is badly misguided.

          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Of course I do. I'm married to her. Any married man who claims they don't have a boss is badly misguided.

            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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            I am the boss of my wife (she told me so)

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Most married men do.

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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              Keith Barrow
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              According to the translation of the mediaevalist wedding contract I signed, I'm in charge of the household. I should sue the missus for breach of contract. :laugh: :(( :laugh:

              “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
              “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

              Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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              • K Keith Barrow

                According to the translation of the mediaevalist wedding contract I signed, I'm in charge of the household. I should sue the missus for breach of contract. :laugh: :(( :laugh:

                “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                OriginalGriff
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                Joint account? :laugh:

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                • C Captain Price

                  :-\ Oh now I get it, you were the one who fall.

                  You Talkin' to me ?

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                  Dave Kreskowiak
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                  Still not funny.

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                  • K Keith Barrow

                    Why the 17th floor? We only have three, plus a mezzanine level?

                    “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                    “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                    Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                    BobJanova
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                    Portal wraparound!

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                    • K Keith Barrow

                      According to the translation of the mediaevalist wedding contract I signed, I'm in charge of the household. I should sue the missus for breach of contract. :laugh: :(( :laugh:

                      “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                      “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                      Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                      SoMad
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                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                      I should sue the missus for breach of contract

                      Go ahead, I double-dare you. ;) Soren Madsen

                      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                      • S SoMad

                        Keith Barrow wrote:

                        I should sue the missus for breach of contract

                        Go ahead, I double-dare you. ;) Soren Madsen

                        "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        I can't get permission :^)

                        “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                        “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                        Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?

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                          Brisingr Aerowing
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                          import Antigravity

                          Source[^] :-\

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