Mixed Emotions

[OriginalGriff]

The first four will cause a fair amount of damage to the car. But the last bit - is he supposed to hover?

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[Rutvik Dave]

He is a programmer, he will figured it out. :)

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[Keith Barrow]

Not to my Audi, I don't own one so probably my enemy programmer will probably hover where I would have parked it.

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[Espen Harlinn]

Oh, Ruby[^]

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[Lost User]

That is a sad story any way you slice it. My reasoning is that if you're driving an Audi then you're probably the bad guy. The real story is that you (the Audi driver) just implemented a code review policy that probably caused the one productive programmer in your company to commit suicide. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Rutvik Dave]

Keith Barrow wrote:

I don't own one

Oh, you dont? I have one, it's in the showroom. I figured it's much secure there...from all these enemy programmers. ;P Also the parking is free, and did I mentioned free car wash?

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[Pete OHanlon]

Of course I do. I'm married to her. Any married man who claims they don't have a boss is badly misguided.

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[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I am the boss of my wife (she told me so)

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[Keith Barrow]

According to the translation of the mediaevalist wedding contract I signed, I'm in charge of the household. I should sue the missus for breach of contract. :laugh: :(( :laugh:

“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

[OriginalGriff]

Joint account? :laugh:

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[Dave Kreskowiak]

Still not funny.

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[BobJanova]

Portal wraparound!

[SoMad]

Keith Barrow wrote:

I should sue the missus for breach of contract

Go ahead, I double-dare you. ;) Soren Madsen

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[Keith Barrow]

I can't get permission :^)

“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

[Brisingr Aerowing]

import Antigravity

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