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Programmers are Multilingual.

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    berrymaria
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    Programmers are Multilingual. They can speak English, (their Native Languages). They can also speak . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C#, VB.Net, PHP, J#, C, C++, Pearl, PASCAL, Assembly, Java, Power Builder, SQL, JavaScript, CobolScript, J++, and MANY MORE LANGUAGES :laugh:

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      Programmers are Multilingual. They can speak English, (their Native Languages). They can also speak . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C#, VB.Net, PHP, J#, C, C++, Pearl, PASCAL, Assembly, Java, Power Builder, SQL, JavaScript, CobolScript, J++, and MANY MORE LANGUAGES :laugh:

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      Thanks for letting us know.

      Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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        Programmers are Multilingual. They can speak English, (their Native Languages). They can also speak . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C#, VB.Net, PHP, J#, C, C++, Pearl, PASCAL, Assembly, Java, Power Builder, SQL, JavaScript, CobolScript, J++, and MANY MORE LANGUAGES :laugh:

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        Dr Walt Fair PE
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        And some are cunning linguists and Master Debators as well.

        CQ de W5ALT

        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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          And some are cunning linguists and Master Debators as well.

          CQ de W5ALT

          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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          :laugh:

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            Thanks for letting us know.

            Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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            You're welcome :laugh:

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              Programmers are Multilingual. They can speak English, (their Native Languages). They can also speak . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C#, VB.Net, PHP, J#, C, C++, Pearl, PASCAL, Assembly, Java, Power Builder, SQL, JavaScript, CobolScript, J++, and MANY MORE LANGUAGES :laugh:

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              Pointing out the bleeding obvious is a waste of your typing effort and our reading energy, try and make it a little more interesting. How do you know you are getting the hang of a coding concept or language, you start dreaming about it. Programmers nightmare - getting stuck in a recursion loop - in VB

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                Programmers are Multilingual. They can speak English, (their Native Languages). They can also speak . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C#, VB.Net, PHP, J#, C, C++, Pearl, PASCAL, Assembly, Java, Power Builder, SQL, JavaScript, CobolScript, J++, and MANY MORE LANGUAGES :laugh:

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                I would guess that your native language isn't English? Essentially all you are pointing out in your "Joke" is that the word "Language" can be ued both for programming languages and the spoken language. If this joke were in, say, a child's comic or perhaps Reader's Digest, then it might raise the beginnings of a smile on the face of a five-year-old. Posted to a site inhabited in the main by English Speaking Programmers? :-O

                MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  Programmers are Multilingual. They can speak English, (their Native Languages). They can also speak . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C#, VB.Net, PHP, J#, C, C++, Pearl, PASCAL, Assembly, Java, Power Builder, SQL, JavaScript, CobolScript, J++, and MANY MORE LANGUAGES :laugh:

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                  I'm going to at multilingual to my resume :)

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                    I'm going to at multilingual to my resume :)

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                    Randy Riegel wrote:

                    I'm going to at multilingual to my resume

                    I would wait until you master that other language first ;^)

                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      Randy Riegel wrote:

                      I'm going to at multilingual to my resume

                      I would wait until you master that other language first ;^)

                      MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      I meant "add" not "at"... I'm a geek not a Grammar Teacher :) I guess English should be at end of list. Finished a project the other day and there were 5 spelling errors that the manager caught... told him that's why we are QA'ing it... cause I can't spell. He got kick out of that.

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                        I meant "add" not "at"... I'm a geek not a Grammar Teacher :) I guess English should be at end of list. Finished a project the other day and there were 5 spelling errors that the manager caught... told him that's why we are QA'ing it... cause I can't spell. He got kick out of that.

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                        Randy Riegel wrote:

                        I guess English should be at end of list.

                        :laugh:

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                        5 spelling errors that the manager caught..

                        Use a spell checker - I use one in VS2010 - then there's no excuse! Although I guess people don't expect Merkins to be grammar or spell cognoscenti!

                        MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                          Programmers are Multilingual. They can speak English, (their Native Languages). They can also speak . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C#, VB.Net, PHP, J#, C, C++, Pearl, PASCAL, Assembly, Java, Power Builder, SQL, JavaScript, CobolScript, J++, and MANY MORE LANGUAGES :laugh:

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                          Programming Languages are not "tongues", so they do not make one multi-tongued.

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                            Randy Riegel wrote:

                            I guess English should be at end of list.

                            :laugh:

                            Randy Riegel wrote:

                            5 spelling errors that the manager caught..

                            Use a spell checker - I use one in VS2010 - then there's no excuse! Although I guess people don't expect Merkins to be grammar or spell cognoscenti!

                            MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            I've never used a spell checker in an IDE... I currently have VS 2005 Standard, VS2010 Pro, and VS2012 Pro installed on my work computer but don't have a spell checker installed LOL. Since I've never wanted a spell checker in an IDE I wonder... does it just check words in string literals? I might have to check one out... probably under Tools -> Extensions?

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                              Programming Languages are not "tongues", so they do not make one multi-tongued.

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                              The following is tongue language? var you_mess_with_me = true; if (you_mess_with_me) { return (your_shit) }

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                                I've never used a spell checker in an IDE... I currently have VS 2005 Standard, VS2010 Pro, and VS2012 Pro installed on my work computer but don't have a spell checker installed LOL. Since I've never wanted a spell checker in an IDE I wonder... does it just check words in string literals? I might have to check one out... probably under Tools -> Extensions?

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                                Yep - Tools Extension Manager. There's a few out there you can search for - I think I am using this one[^] It just checks comments and string literals Seems pretty stable to me & you can add your own words and use different language dictionaries if you so desire.

                                MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                  Yep - Tools Extension Manager. There's a few out there you can search for - I think I am using this one[^] It just checks comments and string literals Seems pretty stable to me & you can add your own words and use different language dictionaries if you so desire.

                                  MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                  I will check that out. I hope it don't count cuss words as spelling errors or every comment in my apps will be flagged :) Thanks again for link :)

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                                    I will check that out. I hope it don't count cuss words as spelling errors or every comment in my apps will be flagged :) Thanks again for link :)

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                                    I added a few choice words to the dictionary - like Elephanting for example!

                                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                      The following is tongue language? var you_mess_with_me = true; if (you_mess_with_me) { return (your_shit) }

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                                      Randy Riegel wrote:

                                      return (your_shit)

                                      You shouldn't have any of my shit to return. Or did you mean "you're"?[^]


                                      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                                      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                                        And some are cunning linguists and Master Debators as well.

                                        CQ de W5ALT

                                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                        A cunning linguist would not have to master debate often.

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                                          I would guess that your native language isn't English? Essentially all you are pointing out in your "Joke" is that the word "Language" can be ued both for programming languages and the spoken language. If this joke were in, say, a child's comic or perhaps Reader's Digest, then it might raise the beginnings of a smile on the face of a five-year-old. Posted to a site inhabited in the main by English Speaking Programmers? :-O

                                          MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                          _Maxxx_ wrote:

                                          I would guess that your native language isn't English?

                                          He's from the US - that's what his profile says...

                                          “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                                          ― Christopher Hitchens

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