Cat DNA database created in Britain to solve crime

[Lost User]

How long[^] is it intill they starting fining owners for every bird or mouse their Cat kills?

[Pete OHanlon]

Surely, it would first be targetted at burglars.

Chill _Maxxx_
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[Lost User]

I get the feline you're not taking me seriously.

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

I've heard of a dog DNA database used to identify owners of dogs which poop and don't get picked up.

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[Lost User]

Question: If out of every 200 customers in your database you had 3 with the same GUID serving as a unique identifier for their record and you knew those 3 lived in the same general area would you feel comfortable sending out monthly invoices? I know when it comes to a simple light bill that wouldn't be acceptable. It shouldn't be acceptable as evidence for murder, either. Don't get me wrong, I like to see a murderer go down hard - what I don't like is investigators that are too clever. I think the standard for evidence should be higher. I'd hate to see someone go to jail because they happen to have the wrong cat.

[Mark_Wallace]

Drat! This means that, before I commence my plan to Rule the World, I have to get rid of tiddles! Double drat!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Pete OHanlon]

Is that why you pawsed so long before answering?

Chill _Maxxx_
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[Lost User]

It's a pussibility.

[Lost User]

I claw that one coming.

[Mark_Wallace]

Yeah, but half the time, if you present this kind of evidence to the suspect, they 'fess up (if they did it, of course).

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Septimus Hedgehog]

So it were Tinker, that dunnit, were it? Good 'ol, Tinker. Would'ja Adam and Eve, it?

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

[Lost User]

Fur f*** sake enough of the puns.

[Lost User]

I'll confess, when it comes to puns you're very tailented.

[Pete OHanlon]

I was a whisker away from posting just that.

Chill _Maxxx_
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[Pete OHanlon]

I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street and doesn't pick it up.

Chill _Maxxx_
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[OriginalGriff]

Fortunately my cat is dyslexic, and has only NDA instead...phew!

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[Jorgen Andersson]

I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street.

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[cptKoala]

Too bad your timing isn't purrfect

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

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[Lost User]

I think PB left our pun war. It's like him to litter the forum with puns and then flea the scene of the crime.