Cat DNA database created in Britain to solve crime

[Mark_Wallace]

Drat! This means that, before I commence my plan to Rule the World, I have to get rid of tiddles! Double drat!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Pete OHanlon]

Is that why you pawsed so long before answering?

Chill _Maxxx_
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[Lost User]

It's a pussibility.

[Lost User]

I claw that one coming.

[Mark_Wallace]

Yeah, but half the time, if you present this kind of evidence to the suspect, they 'fess up (if they did it, of course).

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Septimus Hedgehog]

So it were Tinker, that dunnit, were it? Good 'ol, Tinker. Would'ja Adam and Eve, it?

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

[Lost User]

Fur f*** sake enough of the puns.

[Lost User]

I'll confess, when it comes to puns you're very tailented.

[Pete OHanlon]

I was a whisker away from posting just that.

Chill _Maxxx_
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[OriginalGriff]

Fortunately my cat is dyslexic, and has only NDA instead...phew!

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[Pete OHanlon]

I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street and doesn't pick it up.

Chill _Maxxx_
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[Jorgen Andersson]

I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street.

Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

[cptKoala]

Too bad your timing isn't purrfect

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

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[Lost User]

I think PB left our pun war. It's like him to litter the forum with puns and then flea the scene of the crime.

[cptKoala]

So, your cat can't tell or inform others about what's it's doing because of that Non-Disclosure Agreement?

[Septimus Hedgehog]

If your Tiddles was in the US it would be fully paid-up member of the NRA as well. That would be scary indeed.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

[Lost User]

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

Do you really want to know the answer to this question? Really?

[OriginalGriff]

It's never told me what it's doing yet, so it's entirely possible, yes. ;)

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Rhetorical.

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