Cat DNA database created in Britain to solve crime

[OriginalGriff]

Fortunately my cat is dyslexic, and has only NDA instead...phew!

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[Pete OHanlon]

I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street and doesn't pick it up.

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[Jorgen Andersson]

I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street.

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[cptKoala]

Too bad your timing isn't purrfect

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

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[Lost User]

I think PB left our pun war. It's like him to litter the forum with puns and then flea the scene of the crime.

[cptKoala]

So, your cat can't tell or inform others about what's it's doing because of that Non-Disclosure Agreement?

[Septimus Hedgehog]

If your Tiddles was in the US it would be fully paid-up member of the NRA as well. That would be scary indeed.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

[Lost User]

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

Do you really want to know the answer to this question? Really?

[OriginalGriff]

It's never told me what it's doing yet, so it's entirely possible, yes. ;)

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Rhetorical.

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[Lost User]

Sorry I thought it was time to cat-nip it in the bud.

[Lost User]

I asked my cat to talk to me once and it said 'Me? How?'.

[Jorgen Andersson]

Can't speak for Pete, but I saw it once in London. She was very pretty and very drunk. But at least she didn't need to pick it up as she never took her trousers off. X| Listening to the cabbie taught me a lot of new phrases in English though. Most of which I've forgotten, but my friend who I were visiting assured me that he was very inventive in his language.

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[Jorgen Andersson]

Oh, sorry about that.

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[Lost User]

PB 369,783 wrote:

Sorry I thought it was time to cat-nip it in the bud.

This is your idea of a pun? You've got to be kitten' me.

[Lutoslaw]

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

a dog DNA database used to identify owners of dogs which poop and don't get picked up.

Meanwhile in US... :laugh:

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[Lost User]

I think the cat data is going to be shredded by the defense. I think the mitochondrial DNA would probably be the same for every kitten in a given litter. I bet they've dozens of matches in that area.