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Cat DNA database created in Britain to solve crime

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Fortunately my cat is dyslexic, and has only NDA instead...phew!

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    So, your cat can't tell or inform others about what's it's doing because of that Non-Disclosure Agreement?

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    • C cptKoala

      So, your cat can't tell or inform others about what's it's doing because of that Non-Disclosure Agreement?

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      It's never told me what it's doing yet, so it's entirely possible, yes. ;)

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      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

        Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

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        Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

        Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

        Do you really want to know the answer to this question? Really?

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          Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

          Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

          Do you really want to know the answer to this question? Really?

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          Bassam Abdul Baki
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          Rhetorical.

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          • L Lost User

            I think PB left our pun war. It's like him to litter the forum with puns and then flea the scene of the crime.

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            Sorry I thought it was time to cat-nip it in the bud.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              It's never told me what it's doing yet, so it's entirely possible, yes. ;)

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              I asked my cat to talk to me once and it said 'Me? How?'.

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              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

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                Jorgen Andersson
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                Can't speak for Pete, but I saw it once in London. She was very pretty and very drunk. But at least she didn't need to pick it up as she never took her trousers off. X| Listening to the cabbie taught me a lot of new phrases in English though. Most of which I've forgotten, but my friend who I were visiting assured me that he was very inventive in his language.

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                • L Lost User

                  Sorry I thought it was time to cat-nip it in the bud.

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                  PB 369,783 wrote:

                  Sorry I thought it was time to cat-nip it in the bud.

                  This is your idea of a pun? You've got to be kitten' me.

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                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                    Rhetorical.

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                    Oh, sorry about that.

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                    • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                      I've heard of a dog DNA database used to identify owners of dogs which poop and don't get picked up.

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                      Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                      a dog DNA database used to identify owners of dogs which poop and don't get picked up.

                      Meanwhile in US... :laugh:

                      Greetings - Jacek

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Yeah, but half the time, if you present this kind of evidence to the suspect, they 'fess up (if they did it, of course).

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        I think the cat data is going to be shredded by the defense. I think the mitochondrial DNA would probably be the same for every kitten in a given litter. I bet they've dozens of matches in that area.

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