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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Is that why you pawsed so long before answering?

    Chill _Maxxx_
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    Lost User
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    I claw that one coming.

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      Question: If out of every 200 customers in your database you had 3 with the same GUID serving as a unique identifier for their record and you knew those 3 lived in the same general area would you feel comfortable sending out monthly invoices? I know when it comes to a simple light bill that wouldn't be acceptable. It shouldn't be acceptable as evidence for murder, either. Don't get me wrong, I like to see a murderer go down hard - what I don't like is investigators that are too clever. I think the standard for evidence should be higher. I'd hate to see someone go to jail because they happen to have the wrong cat.

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Yeah, but half the time, if you present this kind of evidence to the suspect, they 'fess up (if they did it, of course).

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • L Lost User

        How long[^] is it intill they starting fining owners for every bird or mouse their Cat kills?

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        Septimus Hedgehog
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        So it were Tinker, that dunnit, were it? Good 'ol, Tinker. Would'ja Adam and Eve, it?

        If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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          I claw that one coming.

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          Fur f*** sake enough of the puns.

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          • L Lost User

            Fur f*** sake enough of the puns.

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            I'll confess, when it comes to puns you're very tailented.

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            • L Lost User

              I'll confess, when it comes to puns you're very tailented.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              I was a whisker away from posting just that.

              Chill _Maxxx_
              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                I've heard of a dog DNA database used to identify owners of dogs which poop and don't get picked up.

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                Pete OHanlon
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                I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street and doesn't pick it up.

                Chill _Maxxx_
                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                  How long[^] is it intill they starting fining owners for every bird or mouse their Cat kills?

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Fortunately my cat is dyslexic, and has only NDA instead...phew!

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street and doesn't pick it up.

                    Chill _Maxxx_
                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    Jorgen Andersson
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                    I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street.

                    Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      I was a whisker away from posting just that.

                      Chill _Maxxx_
                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      cptKoala
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                      Too bad your timing isn't purrfect

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street.

                        Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          I was a whisker away from posting just that.

                          Chill _Maxxx_
                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                          I think PB left our pun war. It's like him to litter the forum with puns and then flea the scene of the crime.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Fortunately my cat is dyslexic, and has only NDA instead...phew!

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                            Septimus Hedgehog
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                            If your Tiddles was in the US it would be fully paid-up member of the NRA as well. That would be scary indeed.

                            If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Fortunately my cat is dyslexic, and has only NDA instead...phew!

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                              cptKoala
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                              So, your cat can't tell or inform others about what's it's doing because of that Non-Disclosure Agreement?

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                              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

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                                Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                                Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

                                Do you really want to know the answer to this question? Really?

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                                • C cptKoala

                                  So, your cat can't tell or inform others about what's it's doing because of that Non-Disclosure Agreement?

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  It's never told me what it's doing yet, so it's entirely possible, yes. ;)

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                                    Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                                    Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

                                    Do you really want to know the answer to this question? Really?

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                                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                    Rhetorical.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      I think PB left our pun war. It's like him to litter the forum with puns and then flea the scene of the crime.

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                                      Sorry I thought it was time to cat-nip it in the bud.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        It's never told me what it's doing yet, so it's entirely possible, yes. ;)

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                                        I asked my cat to talk to me once and it said 'Me? How?'.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Sorry I thought it was time to cat-nip it in the bud.

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                                          PB 369,783 wrote:

                                          Sorry I thought it was time to cat-nip it in the bud.

                                          This is your idea of a pun? You've got to be kitten' me.

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